mae nbk...how are we all today then?all good ...my other car goes today,so its all shiny clean...Ive got lots of wee jobs to do n the new one...this is going to be a hobby that is ongoin..well latest news over here is all the royal household have been summoned for a meeting ..the story though it is being kept very low key is that Prince Philip has passed on ...it is very hush hush tho...
feeling a bit better today felt pretty lousy yesterday....ok letsav a brew and crack on..
hiya ppqp how are you today then?ehat are yuo doing with high temps?should be another couple of weeks yet ...did you manage to get into the garden yesterday?youwant some more tomato plants Ive got a good few spares here..
hiya tt..how are you today? firstly you feeling better ?hows G doing ?still being a pain?wher abouts in the world are you off too?
hiya Lav....hows you then?yep they were called hippie busses Julie thinks of lt like that ...flower stickers all over it!!need to dig out my flairs and kaftan..oh and a wig nowadays!!what are you up to?apart from drinknig this gawjus brew...
hiya det...good man great to see ya..lookin forward to the pic of the humming bird...you are doing great buddy ..keep at it
hey pauly where are you
I walked up to a bloke in a pub last night and said, "My wife is due to give birth any day now." "That's great," he smiled, "What are you having?" I said, "A pint of Guinness please."
They say that 40 is the new 30!
Try telling that to a speed camera!!
I got an e-mail saying
'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam!"
Feeling Cold?
Go stand in a corner for a bit.
They are usually around 90 degrees.
Someone's stole my Willy Warmer from the washing line!!
I'm not bothered about the warmer, I just want the 40 pegs back.
How do you wash a pod of dolphins?
You use multi-porpoise cleaner.
How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?
Hide their spades.
Capital letters.
The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
More
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
I'm organising a party for people who can't reach an orgasm.
So, if you can't come then let me know
I love playing that game where you knock on someone's door and then run away...
It's called UPS
I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
My phone's not stopped talking for three days.
Stevie Wonder - 8 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids
thats that theory blown out of the water!!
Two potatoes in an oven..
One says to the other "it's hot in here"
The other one says "take your jacket off then"
feeling a bit better today felt pretty lousy yesterday....ok letsav a brew and crack on..
hiya ppqp how are you today then?ehat are yuo doing with high temps?should be another couple of weeks yet ...did you manage to get into the garden yesterday?youwant some more tomato plants Ive got a good few spares here..
hiya tt..how are you today? firstly you feeling better ?hows G doing ?still being a pain?wher abouts in the world are you off too?
hiya Lav....hows you then?yep they were called hippie busses Julie thinks of lt like that ...flower stickers all over it!!need to dig out my flairs and kaftan..oh and a wig nowadays!!what are you up to?apart from drinknig this gawjus brew...
hiya det...good man great to see ya..lookin forward to the pic of the humming bird...you are doing great buddy ..keep at it
hey pauly where are you
I walked up to a bloke in a pub last night and said, "My wife is due to give birth any day now." "That's great," he smiled, "What are you having?" I said, "A pint of Guinness please."
They say that 40 is the new 30!
Try telling that to a speed camera!!
I got an e-mail saying
'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam!"
Feeling Cold?
Go stand in a corner for a bit.
They are usually around 90 degrees.
Someone's stole my Willy Warmer from the washing line!!
I'm not bothered about the warmer, I just want the 40 pegs back.
How do you wash a pod of dolphins?
You use multi-porpoise cleaner.
How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?
Hide their spades.
Capital letters.
The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
More
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
I'm organising a party for people who can't reach an orgasm.
So, if you can't come then let me know
I love playing that game where you knock on someone's door and then run away...
It's called UPS
I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
My phone's not stopped talking for three days.
Stevie Wonder - 8 kids
Ray Charles - 12 kids
thats that theory blown out of the water!!
Two potatoes in an oven..
One says to the other "it's hot in here"
The other one says "take your jacket off then"
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