mae all ...well its another hot one here today, the peskiesare out playing up.early doors this morning drove up to Leeds ...the motorway was sooo quiet ..just me and some Pink Floyd tunes..Pand at the vets tomorrow ,for her x ray....
Just picked some blueberries ...yes more of those bushes next year def..
nope we dont want trump either thank you muchly ..weve got our fair share of dishonest incompetent lying politicians..why should he go to the top of the list?
SK wherever you are if your in hospital let us know how you are
hiya Lav how are you then?apart from munching green beans..Im the same with turnips,and courgettes ..as for the vines I am going to grow one in the greenhouse next year..
hi pauly ..Im sure SF is still on facebook..hows you today then? all good I hope ..Ive got to cut my bougie back but Iaint at the mo..its flowering ...have a great weekend pauly .
hi ppqp..how are you,and the weather ? we arestill basking in the yellow orb..
hiya sam howsyou then all well with you I hope ..
hello everyone else ...hope your day is a good one.
While creating women, God promised men that good, faithful and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round...
Did you hear about the painter called Harry?
He was very renowned for making a dime wherever he could, he would often thin the paint down to make it go a tiny bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. As luck would happen, a church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of one of their biggest churches. Harry put in a bid and he got the job because of his low very tender.
So he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, buying the paint and yes, true to form he once again thinned down his paint with the turpentine.
Well, Harry was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder and the sky opened pouring rain down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and Harry fell off the scaffold and landed on the lawn, among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Harry was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh God! Please forgive me! What can I do"?
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke... "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more"!
I was booked to fly to Germany to see my husband who is serving in the Army.
When I checked in at the airpor the ticket agent asked me the standard security questions. "Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself"?
I told him my mother-in-law had given me a parcel for her son.
He looked at me very carefully and asked, "Does she like you"?
A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.
Soon, the waitress came over to take his order. "...and to drink" she asked?
The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.
"Oh my G~d; I am so sorry"!
"That's OK", the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin - "but tell me, was this regular or decaf"?
"Regular" she replied.
"Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night"!
5 Steps to Survive a Boring Meeting
This is guaranteed to liven up a boring meeting!
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all that:
Before (or during) your next meeting,seminar, or conference call:
Prepare for the meeting by drawing a square - 5 x 5 is a good size.
Divide the square into columns - five across and five down.
In each block, write one of the following words or phrases:
Whenever you hear any one of those words or phrases, check off the appropriate block.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically,or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
synergy | strategic fit | core competencies | best practice | bottom line
revisit | take that off-line | 24/7 | out of the loop | benchmark
value added | proactive | win-win | think outside the box | fast track
result-driven | empower(ment) | knowledge base | at the end of the day | touch base
mindset | client focus(ed) | ballpark | game plan | leverage
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?
I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Trump, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of Congress.
Just picked some blueberries ...yes more of those bushes next year def..
nope we dont want trump either thank you muchly ..weve got our fair share of dishonest incompetent lying politicians..why should he go to the top of the list?
SK wherever you are if your in hospital let us know how you are
hiya Lav how are you then?apart from munching green beans..Im the same with turnips,and courgettes ..as for the vines I am going to grow one in the greenhouse next year..
hi pauly ..Im sure SF is still on facebook..hows you today then? all good I hope ..Ive got to cut my bougie back but Iaint at the mo..its flowering ...have a great weekend pauly .
hi ppqp..how are you,and the weather ? we arestill basking in the yellow orb..
hiya sam howsyou then all well with you I hope ..
hello everyone else ...hope your day is a good one.
While creating women, God promised men that good, faithful and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round...
Did you hear about the painter called Harry?
He was very renowned for making a dime wherever he could, he would often thin the paint down to make it go a tiny bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. As luck would happen, a church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of one of their biggest churches. Harry put in a bid and he got the job because of his low very tender.
So he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, buying the paint and yes, true to form he once again thinned down his paint with the turpentine.
Well, Harry was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder and the sky opened pouring rain down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and Harry fell off the scaffold and landed on the lawn, among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Harry was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh God! Please forgive me! What can I do"?
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke... "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more"!
I was booked to fly to Germany to see my husband who is serving in the Army.
When I checked in at the airpor the ticket agent asked me the standard security questions. "Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself"?
I told him my mother-in-law had given me a parcel for her son.
He looked at me very carefully and asked, "Does she like you"?
A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.
Soon, the waitress came over to take his order. "...and to drink" she asked?
The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.
"Oh my G~d; I am so sorry"!
"That's OK", the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin - "but tell me, was this regular or decaf"?
"Regular" she replied.
"Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night"!
5 Steps to Survive a Boring Meeting
This is guaranteed to liven up a boring meeting!
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all that:
Before (or during) your next meeting,seminar, or conference call:
Prepare for the meeting by drawing a square - 5 x 5 is a good size.
Divide the square into columns - five across and five down.
In each block, write one of the following words or phrases:
Whenever you hear any one of those words or phrases, check off the appropriate block.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically,or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
synergy | strategic fit | core competencies | best practice | bottom line
revisit | take that off-line | 24/7 | out of the loop | benchmark
value added | proactive | win-win | think outside the box | fast track
result-driven | empower(ment) | knowledge base | at the end of the day | touch base
mindset | client focus(ed) | ballpark | game plan | leverage
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?
I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Trump, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of Congress.
Sam,sorry for the loss of your friend,so sad,death sucks and it's been on my mind a lot lately,I know it's all a natural part of life but I'm too emotional I guess,take things too hard I dunno,much love to all and wishes for a sensational,sober Sunday (see how creative I am
)
Comment