Hell all ...how are we today?hope everyone is well.Weather over here is lovely ,both rabbits outside ..Im growing kale in large containers for the rabbits behind the greenhouse ...how they did it I dont know but last night I found them amongst it all having a little party to themselves .no wonder they end up with sore stomachs
hello ppqp,how are you keeping?hope you are ok .Im doing fine ,bit down but ok ..thank you for your offer .Hows work doing?with the pseudo boss?were you at cards this week?
Hello Lav..aka Dr Dolittle...(Walked down to say hello to the horses after dinner) how are you then? thank you for your thoughts too. hows your neighbours in pencilvanya...ha ha .one of the 41 states ..Im of the same ilk as you ..there was some stuff of Amys in the loft ....a gentle reminder required ....and taken...
hiya pauly how are you then? hope all is well with you ..again thanks for your thoughts..Im sure its rum they drink in Honduras ,but they have one called pinol which they drink like water .how is your weekend going? hope its ok ..
hiya det ..you ok mate..sounds like you are back on the hoss ......
That kid of mine tore the shop down in a spiteful tantrum and made me look a right muppet just because I couldn't find a Coke bottle with his name on it.
Anyway, he settled down a bit when I promised him his face would be on every milk carton in the county soon.
I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.
I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.
I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.
I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.
I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.
I've started teaching physics, its got potential.
Deliverance County currently has a zero rating on Tripadvisor.
Way down in the heat of Texas there was a teacher helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why...
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet...
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years!
Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.
Police attending an incident in Liverpool returned to their car to find it up on bricks.
Officers are working tyrelessly to find the culprit.
Labour have pledged to invest in Merseyside and create 100,000 jobs if they win the election.
The Conservatives now regard Liverpool as a safe seat.
A Scouser went on Dragons Den, the Dragons asked him what his idea was to make money.
At this point the Scouser pulls out a satchel and a sawn off shotgun.
He says to the Dragons, "It's a simple concept, fill the satchel with all your valuables and money or I'll fcking shoot you"
I went to see my uncle the other day.
He said "I'm fcking sick of being here, I've got scousers to the left, scousers to the right, scousers above and fcking scousers below.
I said "I understand that uncle, but you've got to remember one thing,
you are in prison after all.
A Scouser takes his telescopic fishing rod back to the tackle shop to ask for a refund.
"What's wrong sir, wrong casting weight?"
"No mate, the eyes are catching on the letterbox"
99% of Liverpool actually voted to stay in Europe...
"It's feckin great like," said one scouser, "all dese foreigners having our jobs."
On the trains: "See it, say it, sort it". except in Liverpool of course where it's, See it, steal it, sell it.
hello ppqp,how are you keeping?hope you are ok .Im doing fine ,bit down but ok ..thank you for your offer .Hows work doing?with the pseudo boss?were you at cards this week?
Hello Lav..aka Dr Dolittle...(Walked down to say hello to the horses after dinner) how are you then? thank you for your thoughts too. hows your neighbours in pencilvanya...ha ha .one of the 41 states ..Im of the same ilk as you ..there was some stuff of Amys in the loft ....a gentle reminder required ....and taken...
hiya pauly how are you then? hope all is well with you ..again thanks for your thoughts..Im sure its rum they drink in Honduras ,but they have one called pinol which they drink like water .how is your weekend going? hope its ok ..
hiya det ..you ok mate..sounds like you are back on the hoss ......
That kid of mine tore the shop down in a spiteful tantrum and made me look a right muppet just because I couldn't find a Coke bottle with his name on it.
Anyway, he settled down a bit when I promised him his face would be on every milk carton in the county soon.
I used to teach history, but thats all in the past.
I started teaching biology but my heart wasn't in it.
I tried teaching chemistry, but there were elements i didnt understand.
I was offered a job teaching maths, but something didn't add up.
I was sent to Germany to do food science, that was the wurst.
I've started teaching physics, its got potential.
Deliverance County currently has a zero rating on Tripadvisor.
Way down in the heat of Texas there was a teacher helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why...
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet...
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years!
Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "suspicious car".
Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it.
Police attending an incident in Liverpool returned to their car to find it up on bricks.
Officers are working tyrelessly to find the culprit.
Labour have pledged to invest in Merseyside and create 100,000 jobs if they win the election.
The Conservatives now regard Liverpool as a safe seat.
A Scouser went on Dragons Den, the Dragons asked him what his idea was to make money.
At this point the Scouser pulls out a satchel and a sawn off shotgun.
He says to the Dragons, "It's a simple concept, fill the satchel with all your valuables and money or I'll fcking shoot you"
I went to see my uncle the other day.
He said "I'm fcking sick of being here, I've got scousers to the left, scousers to the right, scousers above and fcking scousers below.
I said "I understand that uncle, but you've got to remember one thing,
you are in prison after all.
A Scouser takes his telescopic fishing rod back to the tackle shop to ask for a refund.
"What's wrong sir, wrong casting weight?"
"No mate, the eyes are catching on the letterbox"
99% of Liverpool actually voted to stay in Europe...
"It's feckin great like," said one scouser, "all dese foreigners having our jobs."
On the trains: "See it, say it, sort it". except in Liverpool of course where it's, See it, steal it, sell it.
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