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    Monastery Life

    A young monk arrives at a monastery.
    He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

    He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
    So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this,
    pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
    In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

    The head monk answers, 'We have been copying from copies for centuries, but you have point my son.'

    He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery
    where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault, that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
    Hours go by and no one sees the old abbot.

    So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
    He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailling.
    'We missed theR
    We missed theR!
    We missed theR!'
    His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
    uncontrollably.
    The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'

    With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,

    'The word was...

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    #2
    Monastery life

    Well then....that's a horse of a different color ! ha! (I'm going to hell are'nt I !?! Ha! IAD)
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #3
      Monastery life

      :H:H:H:H
      Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
      Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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