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    > > A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    > > their bed.
    > > She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
    > >
    > > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    > > front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    > > wall.
    > >
    > > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    > > coffee.
    > > 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,
    > > 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
    > >
    > > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we
    > > first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
    > > remember back then?' he says solemnly.
    > >
    > > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring,
    > > so sensitive...
    > > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
    > >
    > > The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
    > >
    > > 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
    > > 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    > > him.
    > >
    > > The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
    > > my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
    > > jail for 20 years?'
    > >
    > > 'I remember that too' she replies softly.
    > > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
    > >
    > > 'I would have been released today

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    > > MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

    Hubs says he'd have served less time than this for murder. :H
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    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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      #3
      > > MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

      Yep, Murder robbery and manslaughter all carry lesser sentences!!!

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        #4
        > > MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

        LOL! :H:H:H

        Marriage is a Life Sentence.. unless you get a "get out of jail free" card.. he he..
        "It works if you work it, because you are worth it!!!"

        :groupluv:

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          #5
          > > MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

          I remember our Anniversary.....I made it the code number on our Garage door opener ! Ha! Smart Huh !?! Never forget it that way .....IAD
          ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
          those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
          Dr. Seuss

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            #6
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            And neither will I! Now, what's your address again?? :H
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            Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
            awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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              #7
              > > MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

              anninversaries

              I Love This!!

              Thanks for the chuckle
              :thanks::thanks:
              Happy to be back

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