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    What The ....... Life eh!

    Last one today, I promise






    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through

    stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.



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    On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) -

    "Do not turn upside down."



    (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)



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    On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -

    "Warning: contains nuts."



    (talk about a news flash)



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    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -

    "Do not drive a car or operate

    machinery after taking this medication."





    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

    could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)



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    On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -

    "Product will be hot after heating."



    (...and you thought????...)



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    On a Clicks hair dryer -

    Do not use while sleeping.



    (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)



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    On a bag of Simba Chips -

    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!

    Details inside.



    (the shoplifter special?)



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    On a bar of Dove soap -

    "Directions: Use like regular soap."



    (and that would be???....)



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    On some Checkers frozen dinners -

    "Serving suggestion: Defrost."



    (please note that it's just a suggestion.)



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    On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -

    "Don't iron clothes on body."



    (but wouldn't this save me time?)




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    On Nytol Sleep Aid -

    "Warning: May cause drowsiness."



    (..I'm taking this because???....)



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    On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin -

    "For indoor or outdoor use only."



    (As opposed to what?)



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    On a Japanese food processor -

    "Not to be used for the other use."



    (Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)



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    Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -

    [1] Open packet;

    [2] Eat nuts.



    (Step 3: say what?)



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    MY FAVORITE


    On a child's Superman costume -

    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."



    (Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


    Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

    ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

    #2
    What The ....... Life eh!

    hahahahaha so true

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      #3
      What The ....... Life eh!

      Hi there! Is this a South African joke?!?! I see, Pick & Pay, Woolworths, Checkers... All SA shops, no? Just wondering! Thanks for making me smile, LOVE your jokes!!!!

      :thanks:

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        #4
        What The ....... Life eh!

        Solitaire;1148929 wrote: Hi there! Is this a South African joke?!?! I see, Pick & Pay, Woolworths, Checkers... All SA shops, no? Just wondering! Thanks for making me smile, LOVE your jokes!!!!

        :thanks:
        Not SA specific Solitaire, we had a Woolies here in the GB before it went bust. My pleasure to share a smile with you.
        Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


        Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

        ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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          #5
          What The ....... Life eh!

          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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            #6
            What The ....... Life eh!

            You really want to know what the other use is?

            I can only imagine it could be VERY painful!!!!!!
            " I'm not trying to counsel any of you to do anything really special, except to dare to think and to dare to go with the truth and to dare to love completely." -R. Buckminster Fuller

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              #7
              What The ....... Life eh!

              willowfrond;1150983 wrote: You really want to know what the other use is?

              I can only imagine it could be VERY painful!!!!!!
              Can only reply in this way to that one williowfrond



              :H :H
              Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! KISS SLOWLY Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. sigpic


              Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

              ?Oh no....he's awake!! Cos he's bleeding sober again

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