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    A plane is flying over the Atlantic, when it starts to have engine trouble..
    There are 5 people and 4 parachutes..

    George Bush stands up and says " I'm the president...I have to live" ...he grabs a pack and jumps out the plane..

    Kobe Bryant stands up..." I'm worth too much...People will miss me"...He grabs a pack and jumps out the plane.

    Hilary Clinton stands up..." I am the smartest woman in the country...I may even be the first female president"...She grabs a pack and jumps..

    Left on the plane is an old man and a teenage schoolgirl...

    The old man says.." I have had my life...You are young...You take the last parachute"...

    The schoolgirl says "Its ok...the smartest woman in America just jumped out the plane with my school bag"..
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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    Macks!! How did you know that I think Hillary really needs to go take a leap?

    She was in my state last week and tried to "fit in" with the wonderful black folks in Selma. It was such a joke!

    Thanks for making my day!
    I love you and Lisa!

    :h Nancy
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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      #3
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      Hey Macks,
      FYI.......She may have a "following" over on this side of the pond! Watch out !

      :l Nancy
      "Be still and know that I am God"

      Psalm 46:10

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        #4
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        GOOD ONE!
        Control the Mind

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          #5
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          OK Macks I love ya but NOT NICE...HILARY ROCKS
          "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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            #6
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            Oops...Sorry Beaches
            I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
            One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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              #7
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              Yes, Hilary does have a following, but it's still funny! We all need to have a sense of humor, right? In the next 18 months, there's going to be a lot of jokes going round about ALL the political figures for 2008. We should all laugh and enjoy, and then cast our ballot for whoever we believe is the best candidate!
              AF as of August 5th, 2012

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                #8
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                Nancy, here's to them fitting in with the folks in Selma. Jay Leno commented ...

                "Hillary Clinton's campaign has issued a statement saying she and Bill will be together this weekend in Selma, Alabama, which will be their first joint appearance together in a month. That's when you know you have a bad marriage -- when you have to put out a press release saying you'll be together for the weekend. You need cameras to record it, in case people don't believe you" --Jay Leno
                Paddy
                Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                  #9
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                  The Campaign Poster - Courtesy Freakingnews.com

                  How's this for a campaign poster?

                  There's obviously heaps of stuff you could read into this poster, but I kind of like the idea of the guy behind the wheel, while the one in the back seat is soon about to get out, ha, ha) Attached files [img]/converted_files/205013=679-attachment.jpg[/img]
                  Paddy
                  Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                    #10
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                    That was my sarcasm......I take nothing offensively unless you really make me and you would have to try really, really hard at that
                    "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                      Ahh sorry Beaches...Its a bit difficult for a Brit to tell after taking a pop at an American....In all honesty i hav'nt a clue what hilary is like...I just thought the joke was funny..
                      I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                      One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                        #12
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                        Oh Paddy! That IS funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        Let's see....hmmmmmmm Do I want another Clinton in office? Now what are my choices?
                        Not much yet!
                        The lesser of the evils?
                        Yuck....

                        Sorry Beaches.. I'm too old and watched to many political races to be impressed. But she does deserve a metal for not killing Bill!

                        :h Nancy
                        "Be still and know that I am God"

                        Psalm 46:10

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                          #13
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                          No Nancy, I have to disagree, she deserves a CIGAR for not killing Bill, haaaaaaaaaa, haaaaa, haaaaaaaaaa ;-)))))))
                          Paddy
                          Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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