Army Thread 24th September 2009

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

Zenstyle;722069 wrote: A turnip HERE is small, round and white. A turnip in Scotland is large, round and orange (i.e. a rutabaga). As for them sassenachs down South... well, they're a bit confused anyway (apart from Starty of course) so we can't allow their line of reasoning to cloud our studies... :H

Eh? I have a sassysnatch

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

startingover;722061 wrote: The people were lovely but feck was it hard work! I am going to have to start using me noggin now....

Nog, nog, nogging on Heaven's door...

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

Also known as a rootabugger. but you know I was holding back.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

startingover;722067 wrote: Well, very glad you are back!! This place just isnt the same without you

Nope, the scariest bit was immigration...
OK, so why are you here?
Too see a friend eh?
How did you meet?
Ohhh, the internet?
So you havent actually MET then?
Are you married?
Where is your husband?

And on and on until I felt I had dug myself into a suitably big hole then he let me go

:H:H I know what you mean. Believe it of not I was stopped leaving England by the police/customs and asked if I had any firearms or explosives with me, seriously.

I was going to say, 'no why can you get me some?', but thought better of it. The rubber gloves didnt look that enticing :H

[sunshine_gg]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

greeneyes;722075 wrote: Also known as a rootabugger. but you know I was holding back.

And we were quite grateful :H

[startingover]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

Zenstyle;722076 wrote: :H :H :H

And THEN we go off down to Key West and it's Womanfest.... :H

That was the point where I felt I had cooked my goose....when I started telling him we were planning to spend a lovely few days at Key west.....
God, it was soooo embarrassing...:blush:

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

greeneyes;722073 wrote: Eh? I have a sassysnatch

I think you can get an ointment for that.
OK I will leave the room now.....

[sunshine_gg]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

ROFL Starty.... such a shame that nobody video taped that :H

[startingover]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

KTAB;722077 wrote: :H:H I know what you mean. Believe it of not I was stopped leaving England by the police/customs and asked if I had any firearms or explosives with me, seriously.

I was going to say, 'no why can you get me some?', but thought better of it. The rubber gloves didnt look that enticing :H

You are kidding!!!!! Shite, I bet if you had laughed they would have had you....

[startingover]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

KTAB;722082 wrote: I think you can get an ointment for that.
OK I will leave the room now.....

:H:H:H:H

[one2many]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

I am TOTALLY lost.....have no idea what yis are all talkin about,I only lay on the bed for about 15 mins to read me book and now I am lost.

Carry on..

[sunshine_gg]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

Zenstyle;722083 wrote: :H :H :H

Greeny, I'm pissing myself laughing.... :H

OK, Scottish Gaelic word for the day. SASSENACH. Anything foreign that is south of the border... Have you heard of Hadrian's Wall?

Sure have... everyone south of Hadrian's wall are sassysnatchers, then?

[startingover]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

Tiggy, do a synopsis for Oney please???

[one2many]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

I do understand sassysnatch tho....used to have one ya see...all better now..

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 24th September 2009

startingover;722081 wrote: That was the point where I felt I had cooked my goose....when I started telling him we were planning to spend a lovely few days at Key west.....
God, it was soooo embarrassing...:blush:

"Goose" is slang for GF, no?