Progressive Tale

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

... the prettiest darn smile he could have ever imagined....

Attached files [img]/converted_files/1406540=5744-attachment.jpg[/img]

[Lillypond059]

Progressive Tale

but even with his new glassas and pretty smile, he felt there was still something missing, untill he thought, I know I will try.........

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

I fell in love.......................

[southernbelle47]

Progressive Tale

I'm speechless Ruby!!!!!!!

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

Look for words. Can't do this alone.

[IAD]

Progressive Tale

The good ole' boy had tons of fun............but was left a little flat after the affair. Ha!

[southernbelle47]

Progressive Tale

So he got his flattened a_ _ up and took a deep breath to refill his lungs and thought to himself that love should not hurt that bad. Off he went in search of

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

... the epitaph on his grave read something like... There wasn't a woman large enough that this man could not love.... he departs us leaving a trail of chubby chasers who can't seem to find a mate.... his soul will be blessed forever for bringing joy into the hearts of the likes of Mama Cass, The Weather Girls, and Nell Carter....





Attached files [img]/converted_files/1410342=5761-attachment.bmp[/img] [img]/converted_files/1410342=5762-attachment.jpg[/img] [img]/converted_files/1410342=5763-attachment.bmp[/img]

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

Oops! Sorry, Belle - I had him killed off!!

[southernbelle47]

Progressive Tale

It's ok John...............I know you just like to look at BIG women! ;o)

So when he arrived at the Pearly gates, he saw a wonderful site!
There waiting for him was

[IAD]

Progressive Tale

But hay at the wake everyone had a chance to have a piece of our dearly departed friend ! Ha!

[paguy]

Progressive Tale

... there waiting for him at those pearly gates was his dear beloved Aunt Beatrice who had passed away a year ago while she was.....

Attached files [img]/converted_files/1410380=5764-attachment.jpg[/img]

[IAD]

Progressive Tale

Hanging here unmentionables........Suddenly a gust of wind blew and her draws slapped her across the head snapping her neck.........sad story. Ha!

[rubywillow]

Progressive Tale

........but in their memory the family erected a road sign.



Then Harold was reincarnated, as a baby girl named Mae Belle Junior........



..who grew at an astonishing rate.........

[IAD]

Progressive Tale

Mae Belle grew quickly and big in no time.......turned into quite the pin up girl in Wood Chuck Holloar ! (Her Calendar hung in Codars Garage for the longest time ! Ha! )