Army Thread 4th February
You mean sbd,.... silent but deadly.
You mean sbd,.... silent but deadly.
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Army Thread 4th February
Yep! Silent but deadly.tiptronic_ct;1054103 wrote: The silent ones smell the worst, IMHO...
Looks like this evening's subject matter will be up to our usual high standards...
Edit - Mario beat me to it!Comment
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Army Thread 4th February
It is a silly idea. Lord, don't they have anything better to spend their time on...tiptronic_ct;1054095 wrote: I'm here now, Stirly. The others have just left for the 21st b'day party. I'm contemplating what to line my stomach with before I tackle tub of vanilla fudge swirl ice cream in the freezer Oh, pigging out when no one's there to see you. Sounds great.
Sorry I posted and then went to check out Tigger's tour and there were so many new photos, it took me a while to go through them. I must say Kimberley has more than outdone herself...
Not a word...Recluse;1054097 wrote:
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tiptronic_ct;1054099 wrote: You can come out now, Reccie
Stirly won't berate you about the toilet seat business any more
Recluse;1054102 wrote: Evening Tips, Stirly, Mario, Zenny. What a ridiculous idea Tips. What happens when someone lets a silent one off in a crowded room? How do they identify the guilty party? And does the ban apply to animals too?
Hiya Zenners...For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
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Army Thread 4th February
:H:H:Htiptronic_ct;1054105 wrote: An underwear lineup to uncover telltale evidence?
***Did I just post that???***
Better hope the offender didn't "follow through" :H
Stirly is gonna be on my case any minute now...Comment
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Army Thread 4th February
...............tip toes in quietly sniggering like a five year old.............Dawg I love fart jokesIt could be worse, I could be filing.
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Army Thread 4th February
Cleared the room, have we?I'll do whatever it takes
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Army Thread 4th February
It wasn't metiptronic_ct;1054116 wrote: Cleared the room, have we?It could be worse, I could be filing.
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Army Thread 4th February
:H:H Hiya Mr. Mario...JackieClaire;1054112 wrote: ...............tip toes in quietly sniggering like a five year old.............Dawg I love fart jokesI knew you were there somewhere...
Nope - I've totally given up on you.Recluse;1054111 wrote:
Better hope the offender didn't "follow through" :H
Stirly is gonna be on my case any minute now...
mario;1054106 wrote: You mean sbd,.... silent but deadly.For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
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Army Thread 4th February
Hi Jackie. Wasn't going to do any crude humour today only the army brings out the worst in me. Going to try to be on best behaviour from now on.JackieClaire;1054112 wrote: ...............tip toes in quietly sniggering like a five year old.............Dawg I love fart jokes
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Army Thread 4th February
:H:H:HJackieClaire;1054117 wrote: It wasn't meComment
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Army Thread 4th February
I'll do whatever it takes
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Army Thread 4th February
I've got one too
A fart is such a pleasant thing
It gives the belly ease
It warms the sheets and blankets
And suffocates the fleasIt could be worse, I could be filing.
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Army Thread 4th February
You mean like this???Recluse;1054111 wrote: :H:H:H
Better hope the offender didn't "follow through" :H
Stirly is gonna be on my case any minute now...
I'll do whatever it takes
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Army Thread 4th February
:upset::upset::upsetRecluse;1054120 wrote: Hi Jackie. Wasn't going to do any crude humour today only the army brings out the worst in me. Going to try to be on best behaviour from now on.I'll believe it when I see it...:H
JackieClaire;1054125 wrote: I've got one tooZenstyle;1054122 wrote: Reminds me of this thing we used to say as kids...
A belch is just a gust of wind
That cometh from the heart
But should it take the downward trend
It turns into a fart
Highbrow or whaaaa?
A fart is such a pleasant thing
It gives the belly ease
It warms the sheets and blankets
And suffocates the fleas
on't tell me yer gonna start a poetry corner with flatulence as the first "topic of the day"....
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Army Thread 4th February
:H:H:HJackieClaire;1054125 wrote: I've got one too
A fart is such a pleasant thing
It gives the belly ease
It warms the sheets and blankets
And suffocates the fleasI'll do whatever it takes
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