army thread 26th April

[JackieClaire]

army thread 26th April

You need a wife, Reccy.

[tiptronic_ct]

army thread 26th April

LOL KTAB & JC :H

Reccie: now you see me, soon you don't...

[Recluse]

army thread 26th April

I'm lost for words Jackie...:H

That was a bit closer to my preconceptions tips!

[tiptronic_ct]

army thread 26th April

Recluse;1105451 wrote:

That was a bit closer to my preconceptions tips!

Oh dear :H:H:H

[Recluse]

army thread 26th April

Still don't believe you're 41 though....ops!:

[tiptronic_ct]

army thread 26th April

Recluse;1105455 wrote: Still don't believe you're 41 though....ops!:

I know... I know... I don't look a day older than 28, just like JC

[JackieClaire]

army thread 26th April

tiptronic_ct;1105458 wrote: I know... I know... I don't look a day older than 28, just like JC

He looks very like Mr JC did 10 years ago apart from the ciggie.

Gawd I wonder if one day someone will say I'm well preserved.:upset:

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

army thread 26th April

Well preserved......is that like pickled?

Also if we eat loads of preservatives in our food does that mean we will live for 120 yrs?

So many questions, so little time.

Ok dinner eaten, off to watch champions league soon.

[stirly-girly]

army thread 26th April

Dawg, I peek into the barracks to see what's happening and this is the first post I land on...

tiptronic_ct;1105428 wrote: Next thing you know, I'll be posting pictures of my naked torso for your viewing pleasure. With or without goofy expression on my face Um, er, do you ever NOT have a goofy expression on your face in piccies???

Zenstyle;1105436 wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I think he's wearing nylon tights too...)


I'd been hoping for something more along these lines... portraying a man filled with angst and doubt... probably filled with self-loathing due to body dysmorphia... hanging on by a thread but thanking God for his new head of hair... you know, something that I could really relate to on a "come to mummy and I'll give you a hug" type level...

Um, er, again, there seems to be a bit of a problem with his ability to "fill" a certain part of the article of clothing he's wearing. I see the start of a former Aspy avatar. Just saying...
Recluse;1105440 wrote: Evening all

Is that really you in the pic tips?

Dead bored with housework. My attention span for cleaning up the kitchen is limited to 5 mins max today.

You're doing fine, Panda. Mine's about 5 seconds. Did I mention that I dislike housework although I do like a clean and tidy house and good food a-cooking.?
JackieClaire;1105446 wrote: You need a wife, Reccy.

Damn, Jackie, where do you come up with those pictures. They are so funny...:H

We've got rain. And I have to walk the dog. And I have to get up at 6 a.m.

[JackieClaire]

army thread 26th April

KTAB;1105462 wrote: Well preserved......is that like pickled?

Well that should mean I'll live well into me hundreds, I think over time I've pickled most of me major organs.

Yooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo Stirls.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

army thread 26th April

Why is it whenever I drop me toast that it always lands butter side down?

And why is an orange called an orange and a carrot is not?

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

army thread 26th April

Ok then why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

And why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

army thread 26th April

Ok some of those questions I stole but some actually came out of my brain. I am off to watch the footie now and expect some answers upon my return.

[tiptronic_ct]

army thread 26th April

KTAB;1105466 wrote: Why is it whenever I drop me toast that it always lands butter side down?

And why is an orange called an orange and a carrot is not?

Except if you're Afrikaans. An Orange is called a "Lemoen" (not to be confused with a lemon, which is Suurlemoen). And a carrot is called a root - wortel. Why aren't all roots carrots, then?

[Recluse]

army thread 26th April

Useless fact of the day coming up.

Carrots were originally not orange...