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 Perm your eyelashes? :shocked: Saucy are you crazy? Personally I've had perms done on my hair and the fumes from the perming solution used to make my eyes sting. Can't imagine having something like that put on my eyelashes. A curved mascara brush does the job as does an eyelash curler. Mind you I only used one of those once since I pinched a bit of eyelid with the lashes and it hurt like a bi#ch. :upset:tawnyfrog;1171432 wrote: Men snore because during sleep their balls fall over their arseholes - thus causing a vapour lock. The solution is simple.:H:H Classic Froglet...
 I'd love to see the faces of the folk at the seminar. Tell him to have a cam-corder handy as he announces this tid-bit of information..myhappyplace;1171454 wrote: Bloody hell! will pass THIS treasure on!!! To the members of your household? All males except you, if I'm not mistaken. I bet they're gonna just love you for passing on the info. My all-male household would, that's for sure... 
 Rags;1171481 wrote: Mr Rags has just read this and cracked up.
 He has a seminar on Friday on sleep apnoea, so he's going to put forward this very sound theory!
 myhappyplace;1171492 wrote: You know you can get them permed? Seriously, I've done it...For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
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 I get mine tinted/dyed. Last time the girl forgot me gossping to her BF and just about burnt my fecking corneas outmyhappyplace;1171492 wrote: You know you can get them permed? Seriously, I've done it... If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud? If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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 Bridge - I'd be terrified to get something like that done. I mean mascara stings so bad if it happens to get in your eyes.....byebyebridgetjones;1171510 wrote: I get mine tinted/dyed. Last time the girl forgot me gossping to her BF and just about burnt my fecking corneas out  
 
 Oh and :hello: to all you dear Underlings. Where did I put my manners. I just barged right in here and posted without even a weensy greeting.... For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness. For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
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 :H:H:H The question is - how do you know?byebyebridgetjones;1171512 wrote: Nope. Balls aren't big enough to do the job.
 
 Is it a coincidence that this song is playing on the radio as I type....
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VrRc7THx4[/video]]CLIFF RICHARDS-DEVIL WOMAN live 1976 {WITH SUBTITLES} - YouTubeFor every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
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 So I'm imagining that you've never had your bits waxed ?stirly-girly;1171513 wrote: Bridge - I'd be terrified to get something like that done. I mean mascara stings so bad if it happens to get in your eyes.....
 If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
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