Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

I know.....but just to be sure I'm going to push the fridge behind the door and rig up my CCTV pointing out.....

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303877 wrote: ... all the one cent coins I got stashed in a massive bag under me futon

Shist Reggie ... when did one cent coins go out of existence? You must be sleeping on a bag of antiques ...

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

byebyebridgetjones;1303880 wrote: I know.....but just to be sure I'm going to push the fridge behind the door and rig up my CCTV pointing out.....

I'm fashioning a tinfoil helmet and putting the spurtles into a holster on my belt ...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303882 wrote: Ummm I don't want to upset you so I'm placing my right crock firmly in my mouth
and you wouldn't believe how foul it tastes.

:H Well done son....mine are purple and I trod in a dog shite a week ago and could stomach the clean up, so I'll just bite my fist if that's OK.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

tawnyfrog;1303883 wrote: I'm fashioning a tinfoil helmet and putting the spurtles into a holster on my belt ...

Right.
Good work.
Good work.
I'll roll my left over bread into dough balls and man the catapult.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303885 wrote: I know very sad a few 2 cent ones there and I have a 10 dollar note and I used to collect stamps 35 books of them ..I know I need help ..:H

Yes you do matey.
But there are more pressing matters.
Come away from the window now please.
Just drop to your hands and knees and scuttle will you?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

byebyebridgetjones;1303884 wrote: ....mine are purple ...

Mine are mauve and a chook crapped on one of them ... through the holes ... double layer.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303889 wrote: ..would a wooden spoon surface?

NO! Wrong surface tension ....

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303889 wrote: Have the Martians finally landed...shit I'm out of tin foil ..bugger ...and I don't possess a spurtlel ..would a wooden spoon surface?

Yes Yes....arm yourself man.....
Here is a chain link vest constructed from Mr G's chest hair......

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

tawnyfrog;1303894 wrote: NO! Wrong surface tension ....

We're all gunna die, aren't we?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

byebyebridgetjones;1303895 wrote:
Here is a chain link vest constructed from Mr G's chest hair......

Sorry to disappoint but I believe extensions were involved in that creation ...

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

byebyebridgetjones;1303896 wrote: We're all gunna die, aren't we?

No, no, no. You gotta stop that negative thinking. Just ask Barbie.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

tawnyfrog;1303897 wrote: Sorry to disappoint but I believe extensions were involved in that creation ...

Oh dear Dog.....

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303899 wrote: Has it got bitsm of his tarts in it

It's a DNA-Fest.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos, Doodyheads and their Dogs, April

Reggie;1303902 wrote: I hate auto correct

So - where precisely, is auto-correct letting you down, Sir?