Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

littlepinkcat;1389674 wrote: nothing like a good skive to keep ur soul alive

We back to poems again ?

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

Had some gin
It made me sin
Had some Brandy
It made me .................. answers on a postcard

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

satz123;1389680 wrote: Had some gin
It made me sin
Had some Brandy
It made me .................. answers on a postcard

:H:H:H what are you like, nothing like an afternoon with you to brighten up the day

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

satz123;1389680 wrote: Had some gin
It made me sin
Had some Brandy
It made me .................. answers on a postcard

feel like throwing up as im allergic to alcohol cause im always sober

[littlepinkcat]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

a father was in a beautiful garden with his daughter
the daughter sees two spiders having sex and says to her father what are that mommy long legs and daddy long legs doing?
the father said: oh darling there is no mammy long legs just daddy long legs
he thought what a beautiful, inqusitive mind my daughter has until she
stamped on the spiders killing them dead saying: ILL HAVE NONE OF THAT FUCKING GAY SHIT IN MY GARDEN






NOTE: THIS IS NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JOKE AS IT IS WRITTEN BY A LESBIAN WHO HAS AN UNUSUAL SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO BE ANTI GAY

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

littlepinkcat;1389683 wrote: a father was in a beautiful garden with his daughter
the daughter sees two spiders having sex and says to her father what are that mommy long legs and daddy long legs doing?
the father said: oh darling there is no mammy long legs just daddy long legs
he thought what a beautiful, inqusitive mind my daughter has until she
stamped on the spiders killing them dead saying: ILL HAVE NONE OF THAT FUCKING GAY SHIT IN MY GARDEN






NOTE: THIS IS NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JOKE AS IT IS WRITTEN BY A LESBIAN WHO HAS AN UNUSUAL SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO BE ANTI GAY

:H:H:H must tell that to my lesbian daughter she will crack up

[satz123]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

littlepinkcat;1389683 wrote: a father was in a beautiful garden with his daughter
the daughter sees two spiders having sex and says to her father what are that mommy long legs and daddy long legs doing?
the father said: oh darling there is no mammy long legs just daddy long legs
he thought what a beautiful, inqusitive mind my daughter has until she
stamped on the spiders killing them dead saying: ILL HAVE NONE OF THAT FUCKING GAY SHIT IN MY GARDEN






NOTE: THIS IS NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JOKE AS IT IS WRITTEN BY A LESBIAN WHO HAS AN UNUSUAL SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO BE ANTI GAY

Feckin' hilarious .................... love the disclaimer at the end ............. they'd only be waiting to swoop in & haul you over the coals :H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

littlepinkcat;1389683 wrote: a father was in a beautiful garden with his daughter
the daughter sees two spiders having sex and says to her father what are that mommy long legs and daddy long legs doing?
the father said: oh darling there is no mammy long legs just daddy long legs
he thought what a beautiful, inqusitive mind my daughter has until she
stamped on the spiders killing them dead saying: ILL HAVE NONE OF THAT FUCKING GAY SHIT IN MY GARDEN






NOTE: THIS IS NOT A HOMOPHOBIC JOKE AS IT IS WRITTEN BY A LESBIAN WHO HAS AN UNUSUAL SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO BE ANTI GAY

Lovin it Mrs Pinky :H:H:H

Yes, I too am skiving - bored.com !!!!

[mama bear]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

OMG ..too funny P3...especially the disclaimer.....I shall share with my gay friends!!
cannot wake up today....
Molls......are you taking your vitamins??
what, praytell, is "skiving"?
xo
mama

[mama bear]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

HIYA PANNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you line up a new job??

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

Hi Mama

How are you doing, other than still sleepy ..
No luck on the job front as yet

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

Skiving means not doing any work :H

[Panno]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

Hopefully check in later when I'm home

[Mick]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

Chuck this one in for good measure

I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning.I said it,s a bit late for that Michelle,isn't it ?.
I couldn't sleep,she replied. Thats not what I meant you fat cow!!!

[Mick]

Army Thread Tuesday 9th October

Just like to say that joke is not fattist, anti-exercise, anti-neighbourist ,anti feminist..just good ole hoomur!!:H:H