Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Yoooo hooo yous two.

How's the bloke, MB?

I'll just do what I did last year Molls, wait until mid February.

After Chrimbo we should put out some feelers to see who wants to come.

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

mollyka;1410574 wrote: Hi Questers - so you survived the day?

Hiya molls - yup I got gas masked up and made it through ! Proper little trooper me !

Off now till Monday - did I mention ? - and hols usually start with a few drinks - but not this one !

I've had steak, chips and peas for me tea - full belly and jaw ache !!!

Just doing a Buddha on the settee with the remote - bliss :-)

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Evening JC :-)

Did yer get yer brew ?

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

mollyka;1410578 wrote: WANTS TO?????? WANTS TO ----- sod 'wants to' -- we'll just 'summons' them:H:H:H
LOL.

Quest for the key;1410579 wrote: Evening JC :-)

Did yer get yer brew ?

Just had to wait 'til Mr JC got in from work . Shocking service.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Hello ladies and gentlemen (farters notwithstanding).

Questy... I worked on big yachts for 14 years, surrounded by testosterone... I know ALL about men farting! uch: From the *fart and snigger* to the *fart as loud as possible and light a match* to the *fart and pretend I didn't do it* I reckon I've seen pretty much every angle! Personally speaking, if it's a wee *oops* accompanied by a look of sheer embarrassment that's fine... it's the ripper followed by enormous guffaws that gets up my nose... literally!

How's about you put together a "farting kit" for him. Put it in a wee pressie bag... a bottle of air freshener, a cork, a pair of skiddies and a pack of clothes pegs with "for the people that share space with you" written on it.

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Zenstyle;1410581 wrote: Hello ladies and gentlemen (farters notwithstanding).

Questy... I worked on big yachts for 14 years, surrounded by testosterone... I know ALL about men farting! uch: From the *fart and snigger* to the *fart as loud as possible and light a match* to the *fart and pretend I didn't do it* I reckon I've seen pretty much every angle! Personally speaking, if it's a wee *oops* accompanied by a look of sheer embarrassment that's fine... it's the ripper followed by enormous guffaws that gets up my nose... literally!

How's about you put together a "farting kit" for him. Put it in a wee pressie bag... a bottle of air freshener, a cork, a pair of skiddies and a pack of clothes pegs with "for the people that share space with you" written on it.

I've just nearly wet me self laffin at that zenners :H:H

And he was a post ripper guffaw type - some people have no etiquette

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Mollers... It's great that Joe goes to Aftercare with you... I should imagine it's a bonding experience, even when he's getting on yer nerves! ) He sounds like a great feller...

I'm having to take the new kitten to the vet at 3.00. He has really stinky breath and I think he has some kind of digestive disorder. I'm taking him to a new vet as my regular vets (husband and wife team) got an award of some sort and raised their office visit to $70 FFS. I took Dougie in for microchipping and it cost me $75... coulda got it for $28 eslewhere... and when I asked if the vet needed to eyeball Hamish as I wanted them to put him in the system in case he gets out I was told "that will be $70". Annoyed the crap out of me considering what I've paid over the years with all my sick cats. Anyway, rant over... lol! Didn't even mean to type all that!!!

So... off to a new vet. Taking both of them in as I want them on someone's database for their microchips. Hamish was fed on a raw diet and I'm wondering if perhaps he picked up a parasite. I'm hoping he just needs antibiotics followed by probiotics.

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Quest for the key;1410586 wrote: I've just nearly wet me self laffin at that zenners :H:H

And he was a post ripper guffaw type - some people have no etiquette

Oh yeah, and start calling him Stinky instead of his real name!!! :H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

mollyka;1410583 wrote: gawd I'd love to be off till Monday --- some weeks I just feel like I'm chasing the day each and every day --- they asked me in Aftercare last week what I like to do in my free time?? Joe and I both just snorted laughing!! The time I spend on here is literally my only free time! Aren't you doing great ---- well done you!!
Don't feel like steak - I've made homemade burgers, I usually love them but they aren't 'calling' to me

It's me last 3 days of leave and if I don't use em ill lose em !!! (Note : questy takes leave when the kids are IN school !!)

I'm not getting a 100% success rate - but I'm getting there

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Zenstyle;1410590 wrote: Oh yeah, and start calling him Stinky instead of his real name!!! :H

Get this : Stinky Simon !!!! Cos that's his proper name !!! Lmao :-)

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Quest for the key;1410594 wrote: Get this : Stinky Simon !!!! Cos that's his proper name !!! Lmao :-)

Hahaha! PERFECT!

Stinky Simon met a pie man
Going to the fair
Said Stinky Simon to the pie man
Let me foul your air...

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Zenstyle;1410595 wrote: Hahaha! PERFECT!

Stinky Simon met a pie man
Going to the fair
Said Stinky Simon to the pie man
Let me foul your air...

I'm gonna email that to him :H:H:goodjob:

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Okies, will be bacinabit. Got to go retrieve pet carriers etc. Saw the new vet's pic... he's handsome... so must put me lippy on and all!

Laterrrrrrrrrrrrr...........................

[Zenstyle]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Quest for the key;1410598 wrote: I'm gonna email that to him :H:H:goodjob:

I can do better given time!!! lol...

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Tuesday 13th November

Zenstyle;1410599 wrote: Okies, will be bacinabit. Got to go retrieve pet carriers etc. Saw the new vet's pic... he's handsome... so must put me lippy on and all!

Laterrrrrrrrrrrrr...........................

Ooooooooo zenners on the prowl ...... Miaowwwwww :-)