Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

[satz123]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

or JIM'LL FIX IT !!! :egad:

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Holy moly !!! On shagginfone and can't keep up

[Panno]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

satz123;1415943 wrote: I want to be akin to Kate Moss by then - Panno's BB oil won't arrange that one for me ?? :H:H
Maybe Santa will :H

I've just ordered a secret weapon 'Eye-Secrets' I'm praying they invent one for the belly too :H:H

[Panno]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Quest for the key;1415945 wrote: Feckin skiver !! How dare he ???? Yer wouldn't catch us skiving now would yer ???:H

Thats just cracked me up, so glad nobodys in the office at the minute :H:H:H:H:H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Panno;1415941 wrote: Feckin ell whats she having an elephant

:H:H:H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Panno;1415949 wrote: I've just ordered a secret weapon 'Eye-Secrets' I'm praying they invent one for the belly too :H:H

BB oil, eye secrets and bushes ???

Sounds like something put of 50 shades of shite :H:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

mollyka;1415944 wrote: AND --- another thing --- what's with all this 'going to college' during work time - and study time they get in our job. FFS mebbe I'll put in for 'going to AA' time ----

Wouldn't mind - I have a late start 3 days a week when I go to the gym - so best keep me gob shut.
BUT.................... I stay till 6 pm ( finish time is 4.30)
He doesn't work it in !!!

Molls me bill is about ?150 - with ESB ( or whatever they are now ) but I don't do all the dinners / baking etc you do

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

mollyka;1415952 wrote: eeerrrrr ------ NO

Oh dear

tell us more Panno --- DOES IT WORK? and what does it work on? Tell us slowly - your wan can't keep up with us in the portakabin:H

Oh god I'm glad nobody's in here - I'm howling in me box :H

[Panno]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

mollyka;1415952 wrote: eeerrrrr ------ NO

Oh dear

tell us more Panno --- DOES IT WORK? and what does it work on? Tell us slowly - your wan can't keep up with us in the portakabin:H

I only ordered them today, they are called eye lid lifters and under eye stretchers......I'm off to a meeting Tuesday (AGAIN) it looks like the banks surveyors will take over here and they are all of about 25 :upset: I need all the help I can get :H

[Panno]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Quest for the key;1415953 wrote: BB oil, eye secrets and bushes ???

Sounds like something put of 50 shades of shite :H:H

My bellys hurting :H:H:H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

mollyka;1415956 wrote: When you put it like that - it's no wonder your man won't let you over here:H:H

Me minds in the gutter - what can I say ????:H

I've got to entertain me self somehow while I'm on me Todd

[satz123]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Panno;1415949 wrote: I've just ordered a secret weapon 'Eye-Secrets' I'm praying they invent one for the belly too :H:H

What the feck is 'Eye-secrets ?

Questy BB oil - is an oil that Panno 's fella sells - we like to call it Benji Button Oil !
In that - when I used it I was convinced I was getting younger by the day. Was in danger of ending up in nappies.
(Though that danger is still there ) :H:H:H

[Quest for the key]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

satz123;1415966 wrote: What the feck is 'Eye-secrets ?

Questy BB oil - is an oil that Panno 's fella sells - we like to call it Benji Button Oil !
In that - when I used it I was convinced I was getting younger by the day. Was in danger of ending up in nappies.
(Though that danger is still there ) :H:H:H

Where do yer rub it ???:H

[satz123]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Quest for the key;1415969 wrote: Where do yer rub it ???:H

Panno - says anywhere & everwhere. It's like a posh bio-oil.
Argen Oil - loverly stuff. I rub it on my neck & the crinkly bits on my chest - between me boobs - ya know them?
Arra you prob too young

[Panno]

Army Thread Friday 23rd November 2012

Oh well thats one possible sale out of the bag.......just answered the phone and couldn't speak for laughing :H