Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

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Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

Hippyman;1440630 wrote: Pleased to meet you Bess. I'm gonna do my best to introduce the Army to my sweet girls! Computers came in sometime after I started my drinking career and since you can't buy booze on line I thought it was a pretty much useless skill that I didn't need.
The law must be different in the US cos here in the uk you can definitely buy booze online with your groceries (I did it once and they delivered the wrong feckin stuff, so never again!), or from Amazon and other places and you can even have immediate delivery in some parts of the country.

Hippyman;1440662 wrote: Here's my girls on our latest shopping spree Abagail, Zelda and Zoey
Nice!

Hippyman;1440664 wrote: Abagail ( rare grey color...called an Isabelle) is my new Rescue. I got her off death row. They were gonna kill her caused her skin was so badly chemical burned from a man putting NAIR on her and leaving it on.

What a dreadful thing to do to a dog. :upset:

limers;1440736 wrote: Im pretty darn good Molly, interview went very well, said it was very positive at the end and I will hear on friday, when you my dear will be in Canada!!!

Well done limers! :goodjob: Fingers crossed.

[Mick]

Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

Hello Mrs McGinty....et al how are yiz?heres a good one for you.....Julie got me a cold pad to put on me leg where it is sore..instructions are..

cut open pack and remove dressing.Place on affected area,cooling effect should start immediately, lasting up to 3-4 hours

4 hours later,sitting with said dressing taped to me leg...no difference whatsoever..even had a tube bandage on it

Says I this is crap what a waste of money, and proceeds to take said dressing off....whilst doing so the great moi notices that there is a plastic back on the dressing, which when removed is adhesive and initiates the cooling process............oops :H:H:H

Richard Cranium !

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Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

Mick;1440751 wrote: Hello Mrs McGinty....et al how are yiz?heres a good one for you.....Julie got me a cold pad to put on me leg where it is sore..instructions are..

cut open pack and remove dressing.Place on affected area,cooling effect should start immediately, lasting up to 3-4 hours

4 hours later,sitting with said dressing taped to me leg...no difference whatsoever..even had a tube bandage on it

Says I this is crap what a waste of money, and proceeds to take said dressing off....whilst doing so the great moi notices that there is a plastic back on the dressing, which when removed is adhesive and initiates the cooling process............oops :H:H:H

Richard Cranium !

Pleased to meet you Richard Cranium. :H Better hope tips doesn't read back or you'll be teased mercilessly for weeks!

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mollyka;1440753 wrote: :H:H Love it! Achully - along the same lines - I have bought little night-reader lights 3 times over the last few years - none of them EVER worked, went to buy one for me Nook, the girl was offering me one of the same sort - went on my high horse bout how they never worked, as I watched her peel a little protective band off the batteries --------- eeerrmm - it worked:H
Now have a drawerful of shaggin night lights!!

Gawd...has JC been lending you her hair dye molls?

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mollyka;1440768 wrote: :H the self-righteous indignation I showed that melted as she peeled off the bit of plastic prolly should have been seen to be believed:H

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall mollers! :H:H:H

mollyka;1440768 wrote: How are you Reccie? Glad to be home?

Well, it was nice to be looked after by my mum for a couple of weeks, cos I totally wasn't managing to look after myself, but it was time to go home. My mum has got me exercising again and back into the habit of doing housework and stuff and I can't ask for much more than that. My house looked like a bombsite when I got home early this morning, but I've got quite a bit done since then, so I'm happy with that.

How was AA?

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mollyka;1440778 wrote: Well that's two positives you got from your visit too:l I posted about this before, but I'll say it again When I was in rehab. the one thing I railed against a bit was 'compulsory' chores around the place, you know, polishing, hoovering, peeling spuds - that sort of stuff - i just felt 'well fuck this, I've done this at home for 30 odd years' - but it was only afterwards that I realised - ok, I DID do those things, but sort of in a chaotic fashion - when the mood hit, or when I wasn't too exhausted after a drinking bout - and it just taught me how to put order in my life - still stands to me really!
Exercise --- nah - get enough of that at work I reckon:H
AA was good - it's lovely listening to peeps talking about living soberly - it deffo does me good!
Now, I'm off to bed - with my night-light:H
Talk in the morning xxx

Night night! :l

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

Recluse;1440759 wrote: Gawd...has JC been lending you her hair dye molls?

I heard that. :H

[Mick]

Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

Molls heres a better one with the little plassy tabs...went into a shop where every thing is a pound...now theres a clue!!!! they had got these croaking frogs that croak when they detect motion.....they had the little plastic tabs in them to stop them going off...took all the tabs out and put them on shelves everywhere......what a racket! :H:H:H

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Army Thread Tuesday 8th January

JackieClaire;1440801 wrote: I heard that. :H

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