Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

sweetpea29;1533515 wrote: :H:H Seriously yis have me wetting meself!! Wots this buke called?

Pea's Pee.

Satz shits you not :H

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

sweetpea29;1533512 wrote: :H:H Tink am gonna wet meself! maybe should just use the basin?!

Oh FFS :H:H
It's the ammonia I believe !!
Chandler pee'd on Joey in Friends once when he was stung by a jellyfish !

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

Nope - was Joey pee'd on Monica
:h Friends I do !

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

satz123;1533520 wrote: Nope - was Joey pee'd on Monica
:h Friends I do !

:egad: that's just wrong!
(joey pee'ing on monica, not you loving friends)

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

RunningCourage;1533516 wrote: Pea's Pee.

Satz shits you not :H
:H

satz123;1533518 wrote: Oh FFS :H:H
It's the ammonia I believe !!
Chandler pee'd on Joey in Friends once when he was stung by a jellyfish !

Fountain of knowledge ye are missus!!! Wasted in that place yer in, wasted I tell ya!!

Not gonna try it tho :no: will suffer on methinks!!

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

sweetpea29;1533515 wrote: :H:H Seriously yis have me wetting meself!! Wots this buke called?

Natural Remedies for Common Complaints - have it yonks.....

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

sweetpea29;1533523 wrote:



Fountain of knowledge ye are missus!!! Wasted in that place yer in, wasted I tell ya!!

Not gonna try it tho :no: will suffer on methinks!!

So, what, you saying Piss Off to Satz's idea?!?! :H:H

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

satz123;1533524 wrote: Natural Remedies for Common Complaints - have it yonks.....

I could rewrite that buke:

Natural Remedy for All Common Complaints:

Call in Sick :H

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

Satz, can just see ya workin in boots tellin the punters who come in lookin for blister remedies--'nah....ye don't need a silly ol plaster...save yer yo-yos- what ye need to do is go home and pee on yer feet!'

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

RunningCourage;1533522 wrote: :egad: that's just wrong!
(joey pee'ing on monica, not you loving friends)

I'd pee on any one of you !!:l

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

satz123;1533529 wrote: I'd pee on any one of you !!:l

:H:H

(I really have no answer to that!)

[RunningCourage]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

Right peeps, I'm gonna head through to my sleeping cupboard... see youse all on the flipside...
and mind please to try not wet the bed :H

:bedtime:

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

Ok friends gotta piss off now and get some zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Nighters - thanks for the larfs :l

[sweetpea29]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

satz123;1533524 wrote: Natural Remedies for Common Complaints - have it yonks.....

Seriously tho Satz- thanks for lookin it up for me:l

RunningCourage;1533525 wrote: So, what, you saying Piss Off to Satz's idea?!?! :H
Not at all.... would you try it?

mollyka;1533526 wrote: '100 Worst cures for Blisters' -- they're all MAD peapants ---- well -- havin said that --- they didn't recommend salt and vinegar flavoured water:H
May head to bed with my lappie ---- oh the LUXURY of that ---- big bed all to myself, with the LIGHT on, and the TELE on, and feck knows what ELSE i can put on!!! Heaven!!!! Do miss the aul bugger a bit tho Back in a few if anyone's still around xx

:H Satz was there any mention of salt n vinegar in the buke?
Enjoy yer big bed Molls- how long is himself away for?

RunningCourage;1533527 wrote: I could rewrite that buke:

Natural Remedy for All Common Complaints:

Call in Sick :H

Best remedy yet MrD and would have only couldn't let the wee student down.

[satz123]

Army Thread Wednesday 17th July

post script .......

What the hell has Mollers switched on there ??:H:H