Army in Christmas mode

[JackieClaire]

What with .................hordes of near naked men wearing only tinsel using just mime to tell the Christmas Story

[JackieClaire]

:congratulatory: I'd forgotten what I'd posted before you and I thought you were telling me that's what your christmas lunch was like haha

Now that would have gone down in recovery history......

[JackieClaire]

Tell them you've been called into work for some emergency errrrrm book tidying that has to be done before it re-opens and you're the only one that can sort it out.............hide round the corner and when they've all buggered off sneak back in the house..............a sort of reverse sickie.

[JackieClaire]

One moment please...........Roxxy..........just heard Celebrity Big Brother kicks off 7th January 2015.:thumbsup:

[satz123]

Hi Jacks

[JackieClaire]

How were the penguins? Were they real or cartoon or were you imagining them again?

[roxane]

One moment please...........Roxxy..........just heard Celebrity Big Brother kicks off 7th January 2015.:thumbsup:

do you know whos in there yet?

[JackieClaire]

Yo Roxxy...............I shall go and see if there's any rumours...................

[roxane]

daniellia westbrook for one. snooooze.

[JackieClaire]

Keith Chegwin, Calum Best and Daniella Westbrook is all I can find so far.

[roxane]

omfg, do they want us to watch it??

[roxane]

neighbour called round today and asked if brother was here for christmas. when i said no she said 'oh no, thats awful!' ok, thanks for that.

[JackieClaire]

Oh somebody off Geordie Shore and someone from X-Factor.

Its January there's feck all else to watch.

[JackieClaire]

neighbour called round today and asked if brother was here for christmas. when i said no she said 'oh no, thats awful!' ok, thanks for that.

Did she tip her head to one side and look sympathetic...............if so you have my permission to go round and pelt her windows with walnuts.

What are you doing Chrimbo day.........btw thanks for the lovely card :hug:

[roxane]

youre welcome. wouldnt say it was lovely. to all the others, i dont have your address. i dont like to ask and jc didnt wait to be asked.

she sounded and looked aghast. like its the worst thing in the world to be on your own on saviours day. didnt invite me over though. not that id have gone.