Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

So I'm a few days late in spotting it ... but Murph's farewell letter is without doubt the best post ever...

Farewell, bounder!

[Lo0p]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ukblonde;1107360 wrote: I do know my training is an inherent part of me, but non-athletes find it very difficult to understand. So reading Murphy's post I had to take a step back, and look at it as simply being made in good humour.

And that it was! :H Murphystyle anyway...brazen and offensive. But hey, if that's the only way we can get it, I'll take it. I only wish he would've taken more time and picked on me...because I can take it, and I'd laugh harder than anybody!!! I gave him/everybody quite a few mouthwatering opportunities. Although, I guess I was making fun of myself. Stealing thunder...

Anyway, Murph, I take breaks too. Sometimes this place is just too much for me and I take like a couple months off. I get it.

[LadyLush]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Seethepony;1108456 wrote: So I'm a few days late in spotting it ... but Murph's farewell letter is without doubt the best post ever...

Farewell, bounder!

I know, Right! I had my lighter lit for an encore. He knows he makes us laugh, he won't be able to stay away.

And Bruun, the Chaz Bono comment :H

Just keep your lighters lit.

Lady

[Bruunhilde]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I don't take it seriously at all, and was surprised everyone did. I guess I figure, like Lo0p, that it's a breather. I've found it necessary too, although maybe he needs a long one, whereas I like them shorter and rather thick.

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

I'm really sick and tired of all the Murphy hoo-ha around here, and the "we love murphy" groupies and the "oh, he's so funny, we miss him so much"

I don't miss him. Never thought he was funny. British humor (humour?) is weird and unintelligible. British men even more so. And I'm pretty sure that if god (or whatever) had not made British women that British men would never get laid. I feel sorry for the whole lot of 'em.

That was my sorry attempt at snarky humor. I am very out of sorts. I am looking for someone to entertain me...even at my own expense.

just sayin
(except the part about British women. That stands. )
:new:

[Seethepony]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

"if god (or whatever) had not made British women (...) British men would never get laid"

But he did! And it didn't help!

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

ha. yes.

But that's because you all apparently don't have modern dentistry yet.

If you want to send your kids over here to one of our schools to learn the trade, we'll send 'em back with tools other than pliers and ice packs.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ne/Neva Eva;1108952 wrote: And I'm pretty sure that if god (or whatever) had not made British women that British men would never get laid.

Nah, that's bollocks. I shagged a German bird once. Just as well I was wearing my beer-goggles though, otherwise she would have missed out. :H

[Ne/Neva Eva]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

'Bout effin time you took off the panties and started playing again.

Welcome home.

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

OK, it turns out 5 days was a long enough break. We?ve just had a 4 day weekend thanks to Mayday and the bloody royal wedding and I?m feeling mightily refreshed. I tried my best to avoid the wedding, but it was everywhere: every tv and radio station seemed to be covering it, every newspaper was plastered with photos of the ugly inbred prince and his spoilt tart of a wife (she must be an idiot for marrying into that appalling family). The reason I was so desperate to avoid it, apart from the fact I have no interest in the goings on of the royals (or any other pointless celebrities for that matter), was because of what happened on the day of the last royal wedding. As Charles was giving his vows to Diana (with his fingers crossed behind his back) I was being rushed to hospital from the scene of a car crash.

I was 16 and along with six of my school chums, had decided to hold an alternative royal wedding party, which consisted of drinking, my mate driving us to a country pub, drinking some more and then driving back. To cut a long story short the return journey didn?t end well. No one died, but the injuries were pretty horrific: broken back, neck, crushed bones etc. Everyone ended up in hospital (close to a year for the girl who broke her back), everyone except me; I was discharged the same day. That was the day I realised I was immortal?but that?s another story.

When I got home, I cracked open my dad?s Glenfiddich and got pissed. It made me feel gooooood! And that was the pattern for the coming years; when something shit happened, I got pissed. Problem solved. And of course that led to getting pissed for all sorts of reasons until eventually I was getting pissed purely because the day had a Y in it.

So, fast forward to last Friday and I decided it would be a spiffing idea to avoid all mention of the wedding and block out the memories of 1981 by getting a right royal lash on. With a cupboard full of Shepherd Neame?s finest I set to work. The first bottle of ale went down a treat, the second was somewhat laboured and the third a chore.

Knackers! Thanks to bloody, bollocking baclofen I can?t even get pissed anymore!!!!

It?s almost 3 months since I switched (baclofen switch not Chaz Bono type switch, thank you Bruun). I tried titrating down a couple of months back but it didn?t work out for me (I got massive cravings and tried my best to drink Bedford dry) but 3 weeks ago I tried again and went down to 100mg in a week (from 175) and I?ve been there for the last 2 weeks. All seems well. I haven?t had any of the SEs I had on the way up, not even the fun ones which is a shame, but I guess baclofen isn?t meant to be a recreational drug (goddammit!!!!) so it?s doing its job. I?ll stay here a while longer before I drop down again. I think I now have a good enough understanding of the effect this drug has on me to know if I?ve dropped too far and can rectify the problem should it recur.

Thank you for the nice comments and fuck you for the other ones. Just kidding. Alexan, chillax dude! I meant no offense and will give myself a damn good thrashing if you think I deserve it. Anyway, the FAQs you quoted weren?t inspired by you?well? maybe one of them was:H.

MissAbby. I really like you. I like the way you shout and rant and talk total bollocks. I really, REALLY like the way you insult me and make shit up to fit in with your warped idea of me. In fact, and don?t tell anyone else about this or I?ll be embarrassed, but it gets me excited. I must be a bit of a masochist, because every time you insult me I get a chubby. Thanks, keep it up?I know I will.

[bleep]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Good to have you back Murph. I managed to miss the wedding, but I am particularly bad with current events. It takes practice, but it is possible.

[fluff]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Ne/Neva Eva;1108952 wrote: I'm really sick and tired of all the Murphy hoo-ha around here, and the "we love murphy" groupies and the "oh, he's so funny, we miss him so much"

I don't miss him. Never thought he was funny. British humor (humour?) is weird and unintelligible. British men even more so. And I'm pretty sure that if god (or whatever) had not made British women that British men would never get laid. I feel sorry for the whole lot of 'em.

That was my sorry attempt at snarky humor. I am very out of sorts. I am looking for someone to entertain me...even at my own expense.

just sayin
(except the part about British women. That stands. )
:new:

I wanna be a Murphy groupie,too-how do I become one? Just because I like your avatar-that's all...:h I can only post 4 emoticons so this is all you get...enjoy...
(Glad to see you back, you give me a good chuckle when I lurk in this forum...)

[Lo0p]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

fluff;1109003 wrote: I wanna be a Murphy groupie,too-how do I become one? Just because I like your avatar-that's all...:h I can only post 4 emoticons so this is all you get...enjoy...
(Glad to see you back, you give me a good chuckle when I lurk in this forum...)

You have to laugh at his joke when it's about YOU!

[Murphyx]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

fluff;1109003 wrote: (Glad to see you back, you give me a good chuckle when I lurk in this forum...)Thanks Fluff. :h

Lo0p;1109021 wrote: You have to laugh at his joke when it's about YOU!

Oh you're just being off because I haven't made a joke about you yet. Mmmmmmm, let's change that.

Why are you so keen that people look at your chest and see your heart beating? Is it so they don't look down and notice your tackle's been shrivelled by all the steroids? :H

[Lo0p]

Murph’s Baclofen (or should that be BacloFUN) diary

Murphyx;1109031 wrote: Why are you so keen that people look at your chest and see your heart beating? Is it so they don't look down and notice your tackle's been shrivelled by all the steroids? :H

Pleeeeeease.... They said you were a pro! Pffft, you're assuming I had much to offer in that department in the first place. :H I've gotta be overcompensating for something.

Guess that doesn't make me a Murph Groupie yet... :upset:

I wanna be but damn man, you gotta make it hurt a little bit.