have a great day..................
pie well done on jurassic park!!
I'm not saying my wife's ugly but she went for falconry lessons recently and the guy made her wear a hood.
The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral
Two more Russian bombers were spotted off the coast of Cornwall last week and are said to be testing UK reaction times .
" I don't think we need to dignify it with a response " said David Cameron , In Barbados .
Got fired from the rubber ball factory yesterday.
Gonna be hard bouncing back from this one.
The Greek Prime Minister, Spiros somebody-or-other, declares victory for his country in debt talks.
It's amazing what ouzo and a few kebabs can do at a meeting.
The British Government has issued an apology for the Ministry Of Defence testing anthrax on Gruinard Island in 1942, which left the place uninhabitable for half a century.
Does that make them anthrapologists?
The doctor said to me,
"I'm going to have to give you a colostomy bag, "
"What's one of those ?" I asked,
"It's something to collect your waste regularly, " he replied,
"Good, " I said, "our binmen are fcking useless. "


with Kell's new schedule I am gonna have Louie a lot more, the whole weekend and 3 afternoon/evenings,it kinda blows, I loooove Louie when he's cool but when he acts bratty and none of my calming methods work on him,I get irritated, plus sometimes when I get off work I don't wanna do shit and with him I hafta be"on" at all times, however I am grateful that I can watch him,we had horrible times with sitters when the girls were little, one time we were living in Idaho and I was in beauty school, we got out early and I went to get Michelle and Kellie, I was knocking on the sitter's door and could hear Kell crying hard,lady didn't answer so I went in and she was talking to herself angrily while doing dishes and poor little Kellie was still strapped in her carseat with her coat on like the bitch never even took her out of it after 5 hours!!after that we were living in Utah and had a couple more bad experiences, by the time I had Brady I just didn't work, or if I did it was when hubs was off for just a few hours, anyways, bear,it takes a bit for that stuff to work, did you try anything herbal before the Prozac?I have 3 different antidepressants in my meds cabinet, I've yet to take, I'm trying to go the holistic way first, if it isn't working I'll probably try paxil,even though I heard it's hard to get off of,Zoloft made me fat years ago, have wellbutrin which I'd love to take to quit smoking and lose weight but I'm terrified it will make me anxiety go haywire, hello to Mick,Sam,Det,SF,SL,TT,Pie,PPQP,let's have a good Sunday, it's cloudy and windy here so I'm wearing my Eeyore jammies all day, even to the store, that's why I love Vegas nobody looks at what your wearing
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