morning all and hows the good ship lollipop today then?all good are we ..2 days on the row now weather is absolutely glorious..frosty inn the morning,but sun is coming up a fair treat...still doing the planter box..but need to start thinking about the garden!!
tea and coffee on the go at the momento ..grab a cup..
firstly pie lets start with you..hey you run into days like that..we all do ..but you know what?the thought that doesnt come into your mind is sod this Im gonna get pissed!!!hope today is a better day for you get some of those projects on the go!:hug:
hey b ear hows you today then?still counting down till no work?hgow did the busy day /challenge go yesterday
hiya Lav...sdo kid free day then ...a busy doing nothing day is it ?yeh right..me thinks you have the same sorta make up as me!!as for the speedos...ermm no dont think you would like it ..or maybes you would if you have some kind of weird sense of humour /abnormality!!anyways you have a good day..take it easy ..heres your brew..
hya ppqp ...sounds like a pretty busy day you had there... whats happening ?take it this is all to do with the gardens?
Mr G ..how is he?pretty cool ..the guys no fool..hows the land down under today?from the bottom of my hear ..would just like to thank you for giving us 30 years worth of Neighbours!!have a good one mate
hiya molls ..just spoke to you on the army fred ..you and your discombobulation..
Mornin Sam ..hows you today then ..talking about cardboard cows..place called Milton Keynes over here they had concrete cows in the fields to make it look more rural..Sunday roast was pretty brutal on yer teeth!!we also had cardboard cops and cop cars on the motorway to stop people speeding..got kind of noticeable ..after 17 journeys neither car or copper had moved..have a great day my friend
hiya Pauly..hows you today then?hows dem pesky wabbits doing?I was making stuff yesterday ,and Iwas watching the white rabbit...he musta sat for about 2 hours scheming and plotting to get over the little garden fence and into the plants ..as soon as I went into the garage ..yep offski into it he went...and guess what..me bougie is starting to leaf up again!!!! hope you have a good one ...
right folks..off we go ..big shout to any I have missed ..take it easy and have a good one
I had an interview today. I think it went well.
"Would you say your biggest weakness was ignorance or apathy?"
"I don't know, but I don't really care"
The wife is a lot like Twitter.
She is basically having a conversation with herself hoping that someone else will join in.
"What do you think you could add to the role, if we gave you the position?" asked the interviewer.
"hamburger, lettuce, bacon and tomato," I said.
I've nailed this job at Maccy Dees
I hope tomorrow's eclipse is on the TV. I don't want to miss it.
Due to a glitch on Facebook, the city of Gothenburg was relocated to Edinburgh on their map.
Morons. Everyone knows Gothenburg is in America.
It's where Batman lives, for feck's sake.
"You've got to believe in yourself," I said.
Trust me to get an imaginary friend with confidence issues.
I read a woman's valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled 'How to know what's going through the man in your lifes mind as hes choosing your present.'
It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words, "This'll do! A giant Toblerone, she'll love that!"
A guy knocked on my door earlier.
He said, "Hi there, I've just got a flat tyre outside your house. I wonder if maybe I could borrow your car jack?"
I said, "No, you bloody cant!"
I wonder how he knew my name?
My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost.
"Two quid for a cup of tea?!"
I said, "Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"
tea and coffee on the go at the momento ..grab a cup..
firstly pie lets start with you..hey you run into days like that..we all do ..but you know what?the thought that doesnt come into your mind is sod this Im gonna get pissed!!!hope today is a better day for you get some of those projects on the go!:hug:
hey b ear hows you today then?still counting down till no work?hgow did the busy day /challenge go yesterday
hiya Lav...sdo kid free day then ...a busy doing nothing day is it ?yeh right..me thinks you have the same sorta make up as me!!as for the speedos...ermm no dont think you would like it ..or maybes you would if you have some kind of weird sense of humour /abnormality!!anyways you have a good day..take it easy ..heres your brew..
hya ppqp ...sounds like a pretty busy day you had there... whats happening ?take it this is all to do with the gardens?
Mr G ..how is he?pretty cool ..the guys no fool..hows the land down under today?from the bottom of my hear ..would just like to thank you for giving us 30 years worth of Neighbours!!have a good one mate
hiya molls ..just spoke to you on the army fred ..you and your discombobulation..
Mornin Sam ..hows you today then ..talking about cardboard cows..place called Milton Keynes over here they had concrete cows in the fields to make it look more rural..Sunday roast was pretty brutal on yer teeth!!we also had cardboard cops and cop cars on the motorway to stop people speeding..got kind of noticeable ..after 17 journeys neither car or copper had moved..have a great day my friend
hiya Pauly..hows you today then?hows dem pesky wabbits doing?I was making stuff yesterday ,and Iwas watching the white rabbit...he musta sat for about 2 hours scheming and plotting to get over the little garden fence and into the plants ..as soon as I went into the garage ..yep offski into it he went...and guess what..me bougie is starting to leaf up again!!!! hope you have a good one ...
right folks..off we go ..big shout to any I have missed ..take it easy and have a good one
I had an interview today. I think it went well.
"Would you say your biggest weakness was ignorance or apathy?"
"I don't know, but I don't really care"
The wife is a lot like Twitter.
She is basically having a conversation with herself hoping that someone else will join in.
"What do you think you could add to the role, if we gave you the position?" asked the interviewer.
"hamburger, lettuce, bacon and tomato," I said.
I've nailed this job at Maccy Dees
I hope tomorrow's eclipse is on the TV. I don't want to miss it.
Due to a glitch on Facebook, the city of Gothenburg was relocated to Edinburgh on their map.
Morons. Everyone knows Gothenburg is in America.
It's where Batman lives, for feck's sake.
"You've got to believe in yourself," I said.
Trust me to get an imaginary friend with confidence issues.
I read a woman's valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled 'How to know what's going through the man in your lifes mind as hes choosing your present.'
It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words, "This'll do! A giant Toblerone, she'll love that!"
A guy knocked on my door earlier.
He said, "Hi there, I've just got a flat tyre outside your house. I wonder if maybe I could borrow your car jack?"
I said, "No, you bloody cant!"
I wonder how he knew my name?
My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost.
"Two quid for a cup of tea?!"
I said, "Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"
Louie loves to go out and hit all of the dry leaves off,told hubs to buy me another for mothers day in May,this year I'll be sure to cover it up in December, yes those bunnies are smart little creatures, poor hubs had to work on their enclosure at least 5 times, at one point Dr.Chocolate climbed the wall so hubs chopped his front nails, I'm still sick!now hubs has it,grrrr, need it to leave, Pie,hope your day is better today, I hate shitty days, just want to block out the world, sometimes I'm really good at talking myself out of a mood other times I just can't, told you Stella was a travelin' fool Lav haha,ugh,gonna take a miracle to get through work, lots of soda and coffee I guess, they said on the radio that diet coke makes you fatter than regular, that may be but I get sour stomach from the regular stuff, all that sugar makes me ill
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