morning folks ..how are we all doing today then?all good ..not out anywhere today..but am tomorrow and Friday........nice overcast day today...beeen in the garden since about 7 this morning ..planting oninons and also playing with Sandy..got most of the wood measured up fro a new hutch...need to get some more long length screws ...any way enuff yakking on we go with the show..
brew time folks ..grab a cup
firstly SF...so sorry to hear about our dad..as you say he is now at peace no matter where he is..whatever your feelings are ..dont let them eat away at you ...take care of yourself...enjoy your life ..it aint a rehearsal .as for "day" being a trigger ..yep think that kinda oversimplifies it ..kinda like saying had the urge to drink because I had a pulse!:thumbsup:...
hiya pauly..hey we have all done that stunt in the docs I reckon..you see people going in ..how come..I was here aaaaaaaaaggggeeees before her!! you know something..I am not too good at beating around the bush..but I would sack all those medicines..pointless taking them if they are crap..been there done that with statins!!firstly get your positive head on...enjoy your life pauly.ok its easy for me to say that,cos I aint in your position ,know jack about you really,but honestly..have a look at things outside of pill popping..and keep a note of it all ..what works what doesnt..think the main thing tho is to sit down and think fk it Im gonna enjoy myself no matter what...dont think Ive explained that too good but if you dont know what I mean just give us a shout...:hug:
hiya Sam..glad you had a good market......sometimes we need to listen to our bodies (says he!!)
hiya pie ..get the toolbelt we re startin!!did you get rain yesterday?any work today?glad furniture made it one piece and didnt have to be matchsticked!!
hiya Lav..hows you today?what are you up to ?brew time...cleaned house? excellent...just ready for the grand kids ..yeehah!!!
few missing ppqp eloise ..et al hope all ok..
take it eeezeeee folks
How many political leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to promise to change it if voted back in.
One to blame the need to change on the previous government, despite not changing it in 5 years.
One to say they would change it if they had more power in this coalition.
One to say it's dark because immigrants failed to change it.
One to say they're not changing an English bulb.
One to refuse to change it because the spare bulb isn't eco-friendly.
One to wonder what this indoor sun thing is.
I got a death threat from my wife today.
She said, "I'll cook dinner tonight."
Two drunks were walking downtown Manhattan . The first drunk stumbled down into the underground
and the second kept walking along the top. When they met at the other end the second drunk asked
"where have you been?" To which first drunk replied "i've just been down some fella's cellar, he's got
the biggest train set you've ever seen.
The manager of the Red Indian football team is in fear of being sacked.
It seems they have had Apache start to the season.
Last week, the wife bought me a bat and ball.
Mind you, the bat is fecking useless - it just hangs upside down in the wardrobe.
A Salvation Army woman was standing outside the wine lodge in Sheffield.
She warned everyone who went in about the evils of alcohol.
One guy asked her how she could say that about alcohol if she'd never even tried it.
After a discussion he persuaded her to try some.
"What'll you have?", he asks.
"What do women drink?"
"Try a Gin and Tonic."
"Allright but not in a glass, get me it in a coffee cup, so that people won't notice."
The guy goes to the bar and orders a pint of beer and a G & T in a coffee cup.
The barman says, "not that bleedin Salvation Army woman again?"
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:
"Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him,
"What the fck do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said
"Ahhhhh, EasyJet".
When travelling In extreme weather conditions the government advise you should carry a shovel, flask, wellies, rock salt, hi-viz jacket and a blanket!
I looked a right muppet on the bus!
There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
10. What the fck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. What the fck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
8. Where did all these fcking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
7. Any fcking idiot could understand that. - Einstein, 1938
6. It does so fcking look like her! - Picasso, 1926
5. How the fck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. You want WHAT on the fcking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566
3. Scattered fcking showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC
2 Aw c'mon. Who the fck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999
1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fcking mad. - Saddam Hussein, 2003
brew time folks ..grab a cup
firstly SF...so sorry to hear about our dad..as you say he is now at peace no matter where he is..whatever your feelings are ..dont let them eat away at you ...take care of yourself...enjoy your life ..it aint a rehearsal .as for "day" being a trigger ..yep think that kinda oversimplifies it ..kinda like saying had the urge to drink because I had a pulse!:thumbsup:...
hiya pauly..hey we have all done that stunt in the docs I reckon..you see people going in ..how come..I was here aaaaaaaaaggggeeees before her!! you know something..I am not too good at beating around the bush..but I would sack all those medicines..pointless taking them if they are crap..been there done that with statins!!firstly get your positive head on...enjoy your life pauly.ok its easy for me to say that,cos I aint in your position ,know jack about you really,but honestly..have a look at things outside of pill popping..and keep a note of it all ..what works what doesnt..think the main thing tho is to sit down and think fk it Im gonna enjoy myself no matter what...dont think Ive explained that too good but if you dont know what I mean just give us a shout...:hug:
hiya Sam..glad you had a good market......sometimes we need to listen to our bodies (says he!!)
hiya pie ..get the toolbelt we re startin!!did you get rain yesterday?any work today?glad furniture made it one piece and didnt have to be matchsticked!!
hiya Lav..hows you today?what are you up to ?brew time...cleaned house? excellent...just ready for the grand kids ..yeehah!!!
few missing ppqp eloise ..et al hope all ok..
take it eeezeeee folks
How many political leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to promise to change it if voted back in.
One to blame the need to change on the previous government, despite not changing it in 5 years.
One to say they would change it if they had more power in this coalition.
One to say it's dark because immigrants failed to change it.
One to say they're not changing an English bulb.
One to refuse to change it because the spare bulb isn't eco-friendly.
One to wonder what this indoor sun thing is.
I got a death threat from my wife today.
She said, "I'll cook dinner tonight."
Two drunks were walking downtown Manhattan . The first drunk stumbled down into the underground
and the second kept walking along the top. When they met at the other end the second drunk asked
"where have you been?" To which first drunk replied "i've just been down some fella's cellar, he's got
the biggest train set you've ever seen.
The manager of the Red Indian football team is in fear of being sacked.
It seems they have had Apache start to the season.
Last week, the wife bought me a bat and ball.
Mind you, the bat is fecking useless - it just hangs upside down in the wardrobe.
A Salvation Army woman was standing outside the wine lodge in Sheffield.
She warned everyone who went in about the evils of alcohol.
One guy asked her how she could say that about alcohol if she'd never even tried it.
After a discussion he persuaded her to try some.
"What'll you have?", he asks.
"What do women drink?"
"Try a Gin and Tonic."
"Allright but not in a glass, get me it in a coffee cup, so that people won't notice."
The guy goes to the bar and orders a pint of beer and a G & T in a coffee cup.
The barman says, "not that bleedin Salvation Army woman again?"
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:
"Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him,
"What the fck do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said
"Ahhhhh, EasyJet".
When travelling In extreme weather conditions the government advise you should carry a shovel, flask, wellies, rock salt, hi-viz jacket and a blanket!
I looked a right muppet on the bus!
There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:
10. What the fck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. What the fck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
8. Where did all these fcking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
7. Any fcking idiot could understand that. - Einstein, 1938
6. It does so fcking look like her! - Picasso, 1926
5. How the fck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. You want WHAT on the fcking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566
3. Scattered fcking showers, my arse! - Noah, 4314 BC
2 Aw c'mon. Who the fck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999
1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fcking mad. - Saddam Hussein, 2003
as for her,meh,write her off and out of your life/thoughts, sounds like a toxic person, Mick, the bat and ball joke was so dumb it was hilarious haha! I agree on the pills,I don't feel like I need them, I think us as alcoholics are unsure of what happiness is, the euphoria that drinking used to bring was all a fake"happiness" being sober, you want that super high level of happiness and sometimes.it's there, but most of the time it's contentment and thats ok I think it's a normal state of mind, sad days are normal too,our weird brains just don't like emotions and want to block them out asap,you explained it good btw
no walk for me this morning,50 mph winds and dusty,no thanks, is Julie's fitbit on her wrist or is it a clip on? Lav,I took a peek at the link,I didn't have much time to read cuz I had Louie but I'll look into it after work, up early today, but it's ok, Wednesday is pretty slow at work, no Louie tonight so I can just take it easy, somebody posted in the nest about a relapse quiz she took and was scared cuz it said a 90% chance she'll relapse, I hope she doesn't think it's real,I went online and found a similar test and most of the questions were repetitive so of course the results are gonna be off,anyways, most of what I'm learning is that this is all a mindset, if you feel doomed to fail, you probably will,jeez I'm jabber jaws today haha,hello to all and hope everyone has a nice Wednesday
I am never quite that energetic in the mornings - takes me a while to get into gear!
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