mornin all...wow it is blowing a hooley out there today ..a real cold and icy wind..lets see if we can manage to get the start of the fred to stay posted today!!did it yesterday ..and off it went on its own pretty little journey into nowhere..made a toilet groll holder yesterday...one to match the rest of the toilet in wood..so now to put it up today..oh and a shelf above the door....so thats this mornin done,then off to the charity shop..giving not buying(Julies mums stuff)and then the garden centre...got to get some more usd but the exchange rate is pretty poor at the moment..
ok then brew time it is...
hiya pauly ta for being a fred starter yesterday...how are you today thern?any aches n pains?hows the tooth or no tooth ache doing?mine are all screwed back in now ..job doe ..its sore when they do becaus the gum kind of covers the holes in yer mouth where the screw fit ..but hey ho..cooked brekkie this morning...
hiya pie..how are you then?as for the headache in the mornin..is it muscular or otherwise?try having a drink of water before you go to bed,not buckets of the stuff..it could be dehydration..hope all is well in your world did your dad get his phone sorted out?
hiya tt..hows you this evening?feeling any better ?have the pains eased at all?is daughter still on for her uni abroad ?
hiya det...ha the advert ..get it all cleaned up before the wife gets home!!so was Vegas work orientated?
good morning ppqp ..how are you today then?no haggis?what?mind you I dont know if they live in Canada..if they do I reckon they will be more Banff way...yes not being GM has its perks..as for ribs thats one of Julies fave meals ..now me I like chinese salt and pepper ribs...
hiya Lav..Yoo doing ok today then especially after toikey last night?heres a brew to go with it ..I prefer turkey to chicken..it used to be a cheap meal but not so now..have you got anything in the greenhouse at the mo..?
hi snoopy mc snoops hows you today then?
right peeps big shout to you all ..starts sk nora and everyone else who jumps in..have a great weekend
Mick decided to pay his old mate Paddy a visit. "Bejesus Paddy!" Said Mick, greeted by a living room full of chairs, "Where did all these frigging chairs come from?" "Doctors waiting room," beamed Paddy. "Every time I go there the receptionist says, please take a seat."
Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
“Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!”
Job interview in a psychiatry:
So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
-
I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
-
Very good, the job is yours.
“Wow, you’ve got some serious dance moves girl!”
-
“Please don't talk to me right now. I need to pee!”
A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
-
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.
Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.
Men 2017: I just shaved my legs.
They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!
Truly delicious tofu recipe:
1) Chuck the tofu.
2) Fry a juicy steak.
you know that "special relationship that British Prime Ministers and US Presidents have?oops think its hit a rock!!!may have been different if Clinton had been president!!!!!
White House confuses Theresa May's name with PORN STAR in embarrassing gaffe ahead of historic Donald Trump meeting - Mirror Online
ok then brew time it is...
hiya pauly ta for being a fred starter yesterday...how are you today thern?any aches n pains?hows the tooth or no tooth ache doing?mine are all screwed back in now ..job doe ..its sore when they do becaus the gum kind of covers the holes in yer mouth where the screw fit ..but hey ho..cooked brekkie this morning...
hiya pie..how are you then?as for the headache in the mornin..is it muscular or otherwise?try having a drink of water before you go to bed,not buckets of the stuff..it could be dehydration..hope all is well in your world did your dad get his phone sorted out?
hiya tt..hows you this evening?feeling any better ?have the pains eased at all?is daughter still on for her uni abroad ?
hiya det...ha the advert ..get it all cleaned up before the wife gets home!!so was Vegas work orientated?
good morning ppqp ..how are you today then?no haggis?what?mind you I dont know if they live in Canada..if they do I reckon they will be more Banff way...yes not being GM has its perks..as for ribs thats one of Julies fave meals ..now me I like chinese salt and pepper ribs...
hiya Lav..Yoo doing ok today then especially after toikey last night?heres a brew to go with it ..I prefer turkey to chicken..it used to be a cheap meal but not so now..have you got anything in the greenhouse at the mo..?
hi snoopy mc snoops hows you today then?
right peeps big shout to you all ..starts sk nora and everyone else who jumps in..have a great weekend
Mick decided to pay his old mate Paddy a visit. "Bejesus Paddy!" Said Mick, greeted by a living room full of chairs, "Where did all these frigging chairs come from?" "Doctors waiting room," beamed Paddy. "Every time I go there the receptionist says, please take a seat."
Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
“Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!”
Job interview in a psychiatry:
So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
-
I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
-
Very good, the job is yours.
“Wow, you’ve got some serious dance moves girl!”
-
“Please don't talk to me right now. I need to pee!”
A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
-
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.
Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.
Men 2017: I just shaved my legs.
They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!
Truly delicious tofu recipe:
1) Chuck the tofu.
2) Fry a juicy steak.
you know that "special relationship that British Prime Ministers and US Presidents have?oops think its hit a rock!!!may have been different if Clinton had been president!!!!!
White House confuses Theresa May's name with PORN STAR in embarrassing gaffe ahead of historic Donald Trump meeting - Mirror Online
yes, gratitude abounds
if it was the front I'd care but I really don't care about the back anyways but dentist dies I guess,Mick,I think I'm gonna have hubs make ribs for Superbowl even though I hate football we usually watch it,we've always made hot wings but my stomach can't tolerate those much anymore, a few but not a lot,Det,enjoy your days off,PQ,you too,stay warm,Snoop,enjoy your Friday,much love to all and I hope we all have a great day
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