mornin all...first of feb ruary it is...20 days and I ll be on that silver bird bound for the us of a...so hopefully Trump will take a raincheck on reorganising everything till Ive been...hate to get there to find a wall built round the gaff or Mickey mouse has been deported or something..
pouring down with rain ..not stopped me and the rabbitz are running round in speedos dans le jardin.
ok brew time....
mornin snooper dooper how are you today then?hope all is well with you today ..
hey Samster ..how you doing mate ?wearily toiling the land?toons to follow?have a good one..
mornin pauly girl ..hows you then?so you had sdome drinkin dreams ?and you did what?just rationally explained it all and fecked them off?thats brill ...well done to you...wise choice ..you know getting rid of that anti-wisdom tooth mightnt have been a bad idea at all....yep sometimes "I wish" too....but that big ole world just keeps turnin,I guess we hafta turn with it..
hiya tt...how are you this evening feeling any better..?sent you a pm.
hiya SK...how are you today?havent seen you for a while hows things with you?
morn ppqp...hows you?jist seen theres a green light on by your name...maybe youre up early I was up at 5.20..how come you are working out your tv ?mind you truthfully there isnt actually that much to watch once you take out the reality series the soaps..hows the garden doing?
hiya Lav...hows you apart from nosleep.com ?Looks like he has made an ally in Theresa May...we need to be a bit smart here...United States of Britain...no ta..brew time it is..
Det....hiya mate firstly glad you are staying off the bevvy,secondly sounds like as you say she has had it with living with a downer..you can change that mate ..I know there are other things not just drink involved,but concentrate on turnin it all round...you both love each other ..good start!so build on that be positive...the fat lady aint finished singing yet !!!it aint over..never mind the futuristic things concentrate on the now ..
best to you mate...
hiya Nora C ...how are you feeling ?hope all is ok with you..
right good people exit stage left ..have a nice day yall (practicing!!)
this guys laff is ace...
YouTube
Dry January done, not peed the bed once!
Did you know that Adam and Eve were the first couple to not read and understand the fine print on their Apple contract?
A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn't working."
"What kind is it?"
"It's a small one."
"Electric, gas or propane?"
"Propane."
"Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well."
Second call, a few minutes later. "The least you could have done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!"
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said.
One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
Why did the sheep get a parking ticket?
Because he was a baa-aaa-aad driver.
Please, always be alert and watch out for the people around you.
Yesterday, when I was on a sidewalk making my way home, a man came to me and drew scissors.
I was panicked so I immediately responded with a rock.
Imagine if I was not alert, I might have accidentally answered with paper and lost the game.
Last night, I spent 5,000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar...
I figured, "What the heck, you only live once!"
Old man walks up and says, "For sixty years I've been trying to figure out why we vote in November. Finally found the answer this year."
"Why's that?"
"Better selection of turkeys!"
DT, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, "O, O, O, O, O."
An aide quickly ran over and told him, "That is the logo sir."
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
Your mom is so fat: when she sat on a rainbow it started raining Skittles.
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pouring down with rain ..not stopped me and the rabbitz are running round in speedos dans le jardin.
ok brew time....
mornin snooper dooper how are you today then?hope all is well with you today ..
hey Samster ..how you doing mate ?wearily toiling the land?toons to follow?have a good one..
mornin pauly girl ..hows you then?so you had sdome drinkin dreams ?and you did what?just rationally explained it all and fecked them off?thats brill ...well done to you...wise choice ..you know getting rid of that anti-wisdom tooth mightnt have been a bad idea at all....yep sometimes "I wish" too....but that big ole world just keeps turnin,I guess we hafta turn with it..
hiya tt...how are you this evening feeling any better..?sent you a pm.
hiya SK...how are you today?havent seen you for a while hows things with you?
morn ppqp...hows you?jist seen theres a green light on by your name...maybe youre up early I was up at 5.20..how come you are working out your tv ?mind you truthfully there isnt actually that much to watch once you take out the reality series the soaps..hows the garden doing?
hiya Lav...hows you apart from nosleep.com ?Looks like he has made an ally in Theresa May...we need to be a bit smart here...United States of Britain...no ta..brew time it is..
Det....hiya mate firstly glad you are staying off the bevvy,secondly sounds like as you say she has had it with living with a downer..you can change that mate ..I know there are other things not just drink involved,but concentrate on turnin it all round...you both love each other ..good start!so build on that be positive...the fat lady aint finished singing yet !!!it aint over..never mind the futuristic things concentrate on the now ..
best to you mate...
hiya Nora C ...how are you feeling ?hope all is ok with you..
right good people exit stage left ..have a nice day yall (practicing!!)
this guys laff is ace...
YouTube
Dry January done, not peed the bed once!
Did you know that Adam and Eve were the first couple to not read and understand the fine print on their Apple contract?
A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn't working."
"What kind is it?"
"It's a small one."
"Electric, gas or propane?"
"Propane."
"Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well."
Second call, a few minutes later. "The least you could have done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!"
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said.
One of the kids raises his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
Why did the sheep get a parking ticket?
Because he was a baa-aaa-aad driver.
Please, always be alert and watch out for the people around you.
Yesterday, when I was on a sidewalk making my way home, a man came to me and drew scissors.
I was panicked so I immediately responded with a rock.
Imagine if I was not alert, I might have accidentally answered with paper and lost the game.
Last night, I spent 5,000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar...
I figured, "What the heck, you only live once!"
Old man walks up and says, "For sixty years I've been trying to figure out why we vote in November. Finally found the answer this year."
"Why's that?"
"Better selection of turkeys!"
DT, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, "O, O, O, O, O."
An aide quickly ran over and told him, "That is the logo sir."
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
Your mom is so fat: when she sat on a rainbow it started raining Skittles.
15826382_433361050387316_5528211147862870010_n.jpg
16195693_10154120183142611_5578546944679017453_n.jpg
Pie,how did the prime rib turn out? Det,I hadn't realized you were still feeling so down,your posts always seem so happy,maybe a doc visit is due? I dunno I just feel bad for you,that's a lot of years to toss away and I always wonder why peeps split after sooo many years,hope it can be worked out,just don't go missing from here,TT,hope you got all your stuff settled yesterday, I have a tax situation that I'm fecking dreading! Star,i slways wonder how i drank daily for years and was really never sick,it was only after i became a "binge drinker" thst i started getting deathly sick from booze,Much love to all and I hope everyone has a wonderful AF Wednesday
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