morn all ..and the weekend is here ....the sun is shining at the mo ..still a bit breezy ,but if this is a storm..have these all day...bought a new ..second hand bandsaw yesterday..one of the table locking levers had been snapped off..bolt,bit of drilling ...good as new ..saved myself about £70..
out detecting in the morning ...so early start...brew time it is..
hiya tt...hows you today?that was an intersting article..pity they couldnt get their act together on more general issues!notice there was no comment from the drinking industry..as for moslems and booze...not far from where swe are there is a large factoiry,which employs a vast number of ethnic if thats the right word workers there are a l arge %of asian workers and also moslems ..and yes Friday prayers shows that ..I also know the guy that owns the little shop close by..he has a fridge in the shop,where they ask him to store their bottles of mix..some NOT all come in buy a 1/2 bottle of vodka,and a bottle of coke /orange and make up bottles of mix ..then at break times they nip out for a slurp....or a dodgy smelling smoke...
as for the 60s/early 70s ...great years!!def my formative ones ...how are you doing now..
hiya Snoops ..yep you are right...sometimes something just clicks and thats it..I tried numerous times then got a severe case of fk it.com..and that was it ..job done..you doing anything this weekend? (my best line that!!
hi pauly...deep breathing ...take it eazee disco queen..have you talked to your hubby about what he is thinking?it may be something else he has got lined up...mebbe hes gonna come n work with you in the hairdressers!!!!!!!!
det ..brill pics mate!!!they are so cool ..literally ..hows you then?any light in the tunnel|?or just some clown with a torch??
Hi sk...chief back zipper upper ...hows you today then?all good..yep sometimes I reckon Julie wishes for a shooter..just doesnt know at times what redecoration she will walk into when she comes home!
Ppqp.na na nan nana..weve got sunshine..........hows you then?glad work is panning out ok...so what books have you got lined up this weekend ?Im on book of the Spartacus series by Simon Scarrow.
hi Lav...glad things are doing good for you..yep sunshine just now ..allegedly snow later! 19 days but not counting...until its a small world time!! 10.5 hr flight...as for finances...the interest rates are so poor on everything..all my peenies are in easy access accounts now ,I dont have to give notice..I could pull the full whack in a couple of days...just in case they ever did what they did in the banks in Greece..basically Im a step up from under the mattress but thats it...brew time ...here you go
hiya pie ..you ok ..?likewise nora starty sam et al...have a great weekend....
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks -’and how much money do you make a week?’
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, ‘I make $200.00 a week. Why?’
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - ‘here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!’
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - ‘does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?’
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - ‘Pizza delivery guy.’
An Israeli doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor said ‘That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A Russian doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said ‘Hah! We can take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half the country will be looking for work the next day!’
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed that three men and a dog were playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. ‘This is a very smart dog,’ the man commented.
‘He's not so smart,’ said one of the irked players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.’
A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while en-route to his home, asked the driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act.
The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man.
The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted, ‘Don't do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you and who do you think paid for our new boat…he did!’
The husband, looked over at the cab driver, and said, ‘What would you do in a case like this?’
The cabbie smiled, and said,
I'd cover him up before he catches cold.
A man walks into a bar with a St. Bernard and asks for a martini. The dog requests a double martini.
The bartender says to the man "So you're a ventriloquist. Big deal. We don't serve dogs in here."
The man gets up to go to the men's room, and the dog again requests his drink.
The bartender is amazed. "Good God, you can talk. Will you do a favor for me?"
The dog replies, "What's in it for me?"
The bartender goes to the cash register and takes out a $20 bill. "Here's $20.
Go across the street to Riley's bar and tell the guys in there that they are abunch of wimps and that our softball team will whip their a**es when we play them this weekend."
The dog goes out. His owner returns and asks "Where's Rex?"
The bartender says "He went across the street to do me a favor." The
owner is visibly upset and says "I don't let Rex out alone!"
The dog's owner leaves immediately to retrieve Rex, but Rex is not across the
street. He is in the gutter in front of the bar going at it fast and hard with
an Irish Setter. The owner is amazed. "Rex, what's come over you? You've
never done anything like this before." Rex responds, "I've never had money
before."
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result. He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, ‘So you've been out drinking again, have you?’
‘No! What makes you say that?’ he asked, putting on his best innocent expression.
‘The pub called... you forgot your wheelchair again.’
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
A man came in and asked the farmer, ‘Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?’
The farmer shook his head and replied, ‘Some things you just can't explain.’
‘So what happened that's so horrible?’ the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
‘Well,’ the farmer said, ‘today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.’
‘Okay,’ said the man, ‘but that's not so bad.’
‘Some things you just can't explain,’ the farmer replied.
‘So what happened then?’ the man asked.
The farmer said, ‘I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.’
‘And then?’
‘Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.’
The man laughed and said, ‘Again?’
The farmer replied, ‘Some things you just can't explain.’
‘So, what did you do then?’ the man asked.
‘I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.’
‘And then?’
‘Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.’
‘Hmmm,’ the man said and nodded his head.
‘Some things you just can't explain,’ the farmer said.
‘So, what did you do?’ the man asked.
‘Well,’ the farmer said, ‘I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
out detecting in the morning ...so early start...brew time it is..
hiya tt...hows you today?that was an intersting article..pity they couldnt get their act together on more general issues!notice there was no comment from the drinking industry..as for moslems and booze...not far from where swe are there is a large factoiry,which employs a vast number of ethnic if thats the right word workers there are a l arge %of asian workers and also moslems ..and yes Friday prayers shows that ..I also know the guy that owns the little shop close by..he has a fridge in the shop,where they ask him to store their bottles of mix..some NOT all come in buy a 1/2 bottle of vodka,and a bottle of coke /orange and make up bottles of mix ..then at break times they nip out for a slurp....or a dodgy smelling smoke...
as for the 60s/early 70s ...great years!!def my formative ones ...how are you doing now..
hiya Snoops ..yep you are right...sometimes something just clicks and thats it..I tried numerous times then got a severe case of fk it.com..and that was it ..job done..you doing anything this weekend? (my best line that!!
hi pauly...deep breathing ...take it eazee disco queen..have you talked to your hubby about what he is thinking?it may be something else he has got lined up...mebbe hes gonna come n work with you in the hairdressers!!!!!!!!
det ..brill pics mate!!!they are so cool ..literally ..hows you then?any light in the tunnel|?or just some clown with a torch??
Hi sk...chief back zipper upper ...hows you today then?all good..yep sometimes I reckon Julie wishes for a shooter..just doesnt know at times what redecoration she will walk into when she comes home!
Ppqp.na na nan nana..weve got sunshine..........hows you then?glad work is panning out ok...so what books have you got lined up this weekend ?Im on book of the Spartacus series by Simon Scarrow.
hi Lav...glad things are doing good for you..yep sunshine just now ..allegedly snow later! 19 days but not counting...until its a small world time!! 10.5 hr flight...as for finances...the interest rates are so poor on everything..all my peenies are in easy access accounts now ,I dont have to give notice..I could pull the full whack in a couple of days...just in case they ever did what they did in the banks in Greece..basically Im a step up from under the mattress but thats it...brew time ...here you go
hiya pie ..you ok ..?likewise nora starty sam et al...have a great weekend....
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks -’and how much money do you make a week?’
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, ‘I make $200.00 a week. Why?’
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - ‘here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!’
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - ‘does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?’
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - ‘Pizza delivery guy.’
An Israeli doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor said ‘That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A Russian doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said ‘Hah! We can take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half the country will be looking for work the next day!’
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed that three men and a dog were playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. ‘This is a very smart dog,’ the man commented.
‘He's not so smart,’ said one of the irked players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.’
A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight, and while en-route to his home, asked the driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act.
The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man.
The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted, ‘Don't do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you and who do you think paid for our new boat…he did!’
The husband, looked over at the cab driver, and said, ‘What would you do in a case like this?’
The cabbie smiled, and said,
I'd cover him up before he catches cold.
A man walks into a bar with a St. Bernard and asks for a martini. The dog requests a double martini.
The bartender says to the man "So you're a ventriloquist. Big deal. We don't serve dogs in here."
The man gets up to go to the men's room, and the dog again requests his drink.
The bartender is amazed. "Good God, you can talk. Will you do a favor for me?"
The dog replies, "What's in it for me?"
The bartender goes to the cash register and takes out a $20 bill. "Here's $20.
Go across the street to Riley's bar and tell the guys in there that they are abunch of wimps and that our softball team will whip their a**es when we play them this weekend."
The dog goes out. His owner returns and asks "Where's Rex?"
The bartender says "He went across the street to do me a favor." The
owner is visibly upset and says "I don't let Rex out alone!"
The dog's owner leaves immediately to retrieve Rex, but Rex is not across the
street. He is in the gutter in front of the bar going at it fast and hard with
an Irish Setter. The owner is amazed. "Rex, what's come over you? You've
never done anything like this before." Rex responds, "I've never had money
before."
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result. He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, ‘So you've been out drinking again, have you?’
‘No! What makes you say that?’ he asked, putting on his best innocent expression.
‘The pub called... you forgot your wheelchair again.’
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
A man came in and asked the farmer, ‘Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?’
The farmer shook his head and replied, ‘Some things you just can't explain.’
‘So what happened that's so horrible?’ the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
‘Well,’ the farmer said, ‘today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.’
‘Okay,’ said the man, ‘but that's not so bad.’
‘Some things you just can't explain,’ the farmer replied.
‘So what happened then?’ the man asked.
The farmer said, ‘I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.’
‘And then?’
‘Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.’
The man laughed and said, ‘Again?’
The farmer replied, ‘Some things you just can't explain.’
‘So, what did you do then?’ the man asked.
‘I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.’
‘And then?’
‘Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.’
‘Hmmm,’ the man said and nodded his head.
‘Some things you just can't explain,’ the farmer said.
‘So, what did you do?’ the man asked.
‘Well,’ the farmer said, ‘I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
hubs is trying to do the handyman thing again, so stupid especially when we don't know what the economy will be like in coming months/years,I'm just keeping to myself about it, I've yelled,cried,bitched,etc and he still is leaning towards that, sometimes I wonder why people get married,its supposed to be equal,actually that's a lie its supposed to be MY WAY haha,took Louie,Kell and her bf to lunch yesterday the waitress was a bitch and I felt like stiffing her on the tip but I'm trying to be a better person so I left $5 its something anyways, not looking forward to work today but oh well,I'll make it through I always do,was 70 degrees yesterday supposed to be the same today,we'll see,much love to all and I hope we have a great AF Saturday
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