soooooooooo heres a quick brew
Burglars are getting really clever lately, I was in bed last night when my Wife woke me up and said, "I can hear a noise downstairs."
It wasn't until I checked every room that I thought to myself "hang on I'm not even fecking married
Why is it everything you buy from Ikea requires assembly?
I bought a pillow the other day and they gave me a duck!
I stayed at my mates house in Liverpool last night. It was so bloody cold this morning. I went out to the car and it was minus four.
Minus four fcking wheels, thieving gits
The second Fifty shades of grey film is set to be the sexiest film ever, unless you're Welsh in which case it's the Shawn the Sheep movie.
The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane
The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag.
Sam,what a hassle for your daughter,hope it works out for her tonite,SF,I wish I could figure out a business, sounds like you have a great plan in the making,when you were talking about age and jobs it reminded me of some of my customers who have been working in the casino industry for years only to be booted out cuz they're not young and sexy anymore, they want young bartenders,dealers and such no matter if they don't do the job as well,I guess its just life,wish I could hit a megabucks jackpot but I hardly gamble haha,if I did hit it big I'd probly buy the shop I work at and a bakery for fun
PQ,hope you're feeling better, sheesh,that came on fast! Hi Star
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