happy valentines day.....its blowing a gale over here,getting a lot lighter in the mornings now.....so how are we all then?good I hope...so without further ado lets have a brew ,and see whats to say about today..dont know how it happens ,but it happens all the time,I write a load of words..and they all seem to rhyme..
mornin Lav..howz you today then?all good ..when are you travelling down to your daughters?I had to goggle hashtag 45...but now know..Dis you know Mickey Mouse has got a Donald Trump watch?
yep I feed the wildlife ...with the exception of foxes ...Julie has just shouted that the ducks are on their way over to the fence to be fed now...
hiya snoopster...hows you then today ?hope all is well..how is work doing for you?keep your head up.
hi ppqp...glad you got a good kip...potstirrer.com..moi???not me ...but while youre here did I tell you about.........,as for starting the fred yep the trick is kerep it simple...and boy am I that!!!!
hiya pauly hows you then today?all good?we are staying in one of the lodges in Animal Kingdom, here it is Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge | Walt Disney World Resort Julie chose it ...its her 50th birthday we kinda try and do the biggies like that..her 40th we spent in Egypt at the pyramids...mine was that long ago I cant remember! so yep we are doing the whole disney /studios centres thing..second week.we are meeting up with the same friends as we did in Dublin..yup thats them..big thing is there are no trams for her to get me killed ..even tho she reckons it was my fault..so we are just doing the lets be kids again job..especially after all thats happened
hiya Sam..hows you ?vegging out doing nuffink?well if you are readin this then you are doing sumfink not nuffink cos if you were doing nuffink you wouldnt be reading sumfink,but you cant ever do nuffink,you are always doing sumfink,like breathing thats a big sumfink not a titchy wee nuffink.. bored yet??have a good day mate
Buenos diás SK.....cómo estás? hope all the dental work goes to plan....what are you getting done?now me ..Ive been to the dentist a coupla times....
det ....good for you ...glad you are feeling better...maybe things can get sorted ...I hope sdo...just going out to feed the ducks,rabbits and birds now!
big hello to everyone else..
If you're going to listen to music when you have sex, make sure you listen to the 'live' version of the song. You get clapped & cheered all the way through.
Breaking News:
International Women's Day postponed until tomorrow, as they haven't got anything to wear.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says, "Fck man! How much water did you drink?!?"
the 50 yr old woman phoned up her 60yr old husband.
"darling its a miracle ,the doc says Im pregnant,isn't that wonderful?"
Great he says,by the way who is this?
2 kids arguing in the playground.
"my dads a better darts player than your dad " says the first boy
no he aint says the second boy
ok ok ,but my mums better than your mum
yeah ok you win...my dad says the same
dancing with his partner for the first time,the man turned to the girl and said,"my girl to you know the minuet?"
Gracious no, I dont even know all the men I have laid!!
a cowboy walks into a saloon dressed in a paper suit,he was immediately arrested for rustling
mornin Lav..howz you today then?all good ..when are you travelling down to your daughters?I had to goggle hashtag 45...but now know..Dis you know Mickey Mouse has got a Donald Trump watch?
yep I feed the wildlife ...with the exception of foxes ...Julie has just shouted that the ducks are on their way over to the fence to be fed now...
hiya snoopster...hows you then today ?hope all is well..how is work doing for you?keep your head up.
hi ppqp...glad you got a good kip...potstirrer.com..moi???not me ...but while youre here did I tell you about.........,as for starting the fred yep the trick is kerep it simple...and boy am I that!!!!
hiya pauly hows you then today?all good?we are staying in one of the lodges in Animal Kingdom, here it is Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge | Walt Disney World Resort Julie chose it ...its her 50th birthday we kinda try and do the biggies like that..her 40th we spent in Egypt at the pyramids...mine was that long ago I cant remember! so yep we are doing the whole disney /studios centres thing..second week.we are meeting up with the same friends as we did in Dublin..yup thats them..big thing is there are no trams for her to get me killed ..even tho she reckons it was my fault..so we are just doing the lets be kids again job..especially after all thats happened
hiya Sam..hows you ?vegging out doing nuffink?well if you are readin this then you are doing sumfink not nuffink cos if you were doing nuffink you wouldnt be reading sumfink,but you cant ever do nuffink,you are always doing sumfink,like breathing thats a big sumfink not a titchy wee nuffink.. bored yet??have a good day mate
Buenos diás SK.....cómo estás? hope all the dental work goes to plan....what are you getting done?now me ..Ive been to the dentist a coupla times....
det ....good for you ...glad you are feeling better...maybe things can get sorted ...I hope sdo...just going out to feed the ducks,rabbits and birds now!
big hello to everyone else..
If you're going to listen to music when you have sex, make sure you listen to the 'live' version of the song. You get clapped & cheered all the way through.
Breaking News:
International Women's Day postponed until tomorrow, as they haven't got anything to wear.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says, "Fck man! How much water did you drink?!?"
the 50 yr old woman phoned up her 60yr old husband.
"darling its a miracle ,the doc says Im pregnant,isn't that wonderful?"
Great he says,by the way who is this?
2 kids arguing in the playground.
"my dads a better darts player than your dad " says the first boy
no he aint says the second boy
ok ok ,but my mums better than your mum
yeah ok you win...my dad says the same
dancing with his partner for the first time,the man turned to the girl and said,"my girl to you know the minuet?"
Gracious no, I dont even know all the men I have laid!!
a cowboy walks into a saloon dressed in a paper suit,he was immediately arrested for rustling
Mick,looks like a fun way to spend a birthday! What are everyone's plans for V-day? I just bought hubs a couple funny T-shirts,a heart shaped little cake and I'll probably pick up a balloon,did little candy bags for Louie and the other"kids" haha,it was awesome yesterday cuz we have a fave taco shop around the corner and they know hubs of course cuz he's in there all the time,anyways he fixed their sink and traded for free tacos! I could have ate 10 they're so good
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