mornin all...how are we today from a not so snotty me.....hpe you are all well...cases are packed..yet to be unpacked and repacked as per the usual drill..not long to go,till we are for the offski...looking forward to it...
so lets have a brew....
Lav.......here you go.....ing is the verb of it all..
found 3 silver coins yesterday and also one of these...
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its a medieval sword pommel about 16th century
hope we all have a good day...I will post whenever I can when Im in the states...if not then I will see if byrdie can help out second week...
stay strong we can do it peeps.....
Why does Waldo were stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.
It was a labracadabrador!
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday.
At least, I think it was five minutes…
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Thieves broke into the police station last night and stole all the toilets.
A police spokesman said the police have nothing to go on.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Last weekend I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got in my pyjamas I’ve never know.
What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
Floodlights.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.
I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
How do you stop moles digging in your garden?
Hide their spades.
Two fish swim into a wall.
One says, “Dam!”
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giants’ fingers.
Someone found a hole in the wall surrounding the nudist camp.
Police say they are looking into it.
I had to give up my job as a baker because I didn’t make enough dough.
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble eating at a Chinese restaurant?
“Use the fork, Luke.”
Thieves broke into the local dogs’ home and stole all the dogs.
Police say they have no leads.
Those new corduroy pillows are really making headlines!
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe, you idiot, breathe!”
I’d tell you my construction joke but I’m still working on it.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it’s two-tyred.
My Wife asked me today, "Who do you know called Lisa?"
"Nobody I Know," I replied.
"You must know somebody called Lisa, surely?" She asked.
"Actually, that's the name of my dog who died when I was a young kid," I replied, "Why?"
"Because your dead dog has just texted your mobile phone and fancies some fun tonight."
so lets have a brew....
Lav.......here you go.....ing is the verb of it all..
found 3 silver coins yesterday and also one of these...
images (4).jpeg
its a medieval sword pommel about 16th century
hope we all have a good day...I will post whenever I can when Im in the states...if not then I will see if byrdie can help out second week...
stay strong we can do it peeps.....
Why does Waldo were stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.
It was a labracadabrador!
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday.
At least, I think it was five minutes…
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Thieves broke into the police station last night and stole all the toilets.
A police spokesman said the police have nothing to go on.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Last weekend I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got in my pyjamas I’ve never know.
What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
Floodlights.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.
I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
How do you stop moles digging in your garden?
Hide their spades.
Two fish swim into a wall.
One says, “Dam!”
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giants’ fingers.
Someone found a hole in the wall surrounding the nudist camp.
Police say they are looking into it.
I had to give up my job as a baker because I didn’t make enough dough.
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble eating at a Chinese restaurant?
“Use the fork, Luke.”
Thieves broke into the local dogs’ home and stole all the dogs.
Police say they have no leads.
Those new corduroy pillows are really making headlines!
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe, you idiot, breathe!”
I’d tell you my construction joke but I’m still working on it.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it’s two-tyred.
My Wife asked me today, "Who do you know called Lisa?"
"Nobody I Know," I replied.
"You must know somebody called Lisa, surely?" She asked.
"Actually, that's the name of my dog who died when I was a young kid," I replied, "Why?"
"Because your dead dog has just texted your mobile phone and fancies some fun tonight."
you be safe,lots of pics and hope to hear from you,you're actually pretty good at checking in while on vacay,tired this morning I think I drank coffee too late in the day yesterday in anticipation of The Walking Dead,I wanted to be sharp
much love to all and I hope we all have a super AF Monday
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