morn all...thats it back in the land of reality!!raining cold ,went to bed at about 9pm last night ...wide awake at 4 am ...2 cups o coffee..so no doubt I will sleep tonight ..just stepped on the scasles ..need to get new ones ..think these ones are broken..they show what I swerigh ..not what I want to weigh...
rabbits are back home ..madam is eating whilst Jeeves is exploring the garage
so brew time it is then..Julies dad isnt so well.. they are going to do tests on him
Pauly my fave foods ....burgers and chips fish n chips...all the stuff I shouldnt really eat plus hersheys, cookie dough, crisps or as you call them chips,I dont think there was one thing I turned my nose up at.. plus soda... PMA..good answer..try peeing me about!!
hiya ppqp ..sounds like you are having some pretty rubbish weather....how are you doing ? any more about the finances yet?hope its good nooze
hiya Lav ...nope never got mickey and minnie in the case...but its no longer called Magic Kingdom ..its now called Magic not so big town...
there was this massive train layout in the german section at Epcot..and guess what it was mostly men.....
YouTube
I also had bratwurst mit pommes und ketchup.... but now ..its black coffee
hiya Sam ..how are you doing?keepin uncle sam busy with your tax returns?
a big shout to everyone...
WHO SAID FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT?
My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7." - David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.” - Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough." -Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play. They had 11 internationals out there today." - Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet" - David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European" - Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't fcking think so
I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?"
"No," she said, looking out of the passenger window.
As I manoeuvred onto the road she added, "Just a lorry!"
I love helium, I can't speak highly enough about it.
I just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time.
I was completely shocked.
Theresa May: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."
I think she's referring to Buckingham Palace.
I'm not calling my wife fat but she woke me up at 3am this morning saying that she thought there were some burgers downstairs.
"I got fired today," I told my mate,"for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash."
"That's a bit harsh", he replied.
"They don't fck around at Air Traffic Control", I said.
rabbits are back home ..madam is eating whilst Jeeves is exploring the garage
so brew time it is then..Julies dad isnt so well.. they are going to do tests on him
Pauly my fave foods ....burgers and chips fish n chips...all the stuff I shouldnt really eat plus hersheys, cookie dough, crisps or as you call them chips,I dont think there was one thing I turned my nose up at.. plus soda... PMA..good answer..try peeing me about!!
hiya ppqp ..sounds like you are having some pretty rubbish weather....how are you doing ? any more about the finances yet?hope its good nooze
hiya Lav ...nope never got mickey and minnie in the case...but its no longer called Magic Kingdom ..its now called Magic not so big town...
there was this massive train layout in the german section at Epcot..and guess what it was mostly men.....
YouTube
I also had bratwurst mit pommes und ketchup.... but now ..its black coffee
hiya Sam ..how are you doing?keepin uncle sam busy with your tax returns?
a big shout to everyone...
WHO SAID FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT?
My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7." - David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.” - Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough." -Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play. They had 11 internationals out there today." - Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet" - David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European" - Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't fcking think so
I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?"
"No," she said, looking out of the passenger window.
As I manoeuvred onto the road she added, "Just a lorry!"
I love helium, I can't speak highly enough about it.
I just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time.
I was completely shocked.
Theresa May: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."
I think she's referring to Buckingham Palace.
I'm not calling my wife fat but she woke me up at 3am this morning saying that she thought there were some burgers downstairs.
"I got fired today," I told my mate,"for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash."
"That's a bit harsh", he replied.
"They don't fck around at Air Traffic Control", I said.
Lou's dad had to go to the E.R yesterday for chest pain,he's fine though, he's had to go before and its always dehydration! This guy NEVER drinks water only soda,I've got to get Kell on his arse to drink more water throughout the day,Sam,the tax word has gotten me so rattled every time I see a commercial for H&R block I wanna shoot my t.v
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