yo nbk howz weyall today thern?all doin goodly I hope..well the weekend is here that is unless you live in on your head land then youve already started..welll its a lovely day today ,got quite a bit to do today,got to split the garden,sort the hutch out etc..on top of that Ive got a party to go to tonight,its one of them..got to go and show face..so thats what one will do...
ok so lets have a brew shall we...
hi snooopster,how are you then?hope all is well with you ..as for the van..yep you can sleep in it,cook ,wash,watch telly etc..even a porta potti..!!as for where we are going ..local then the idea is go round Britain bit by bit..
hiya ppqp...hows you then...I get the feeling Panda is going to be a handful! but that is immaterial...the priority is Jeeves ,its kind of hard to remember at times when you are holding a cute rabbit...its about quality of life,as it was for Sam and Sandy and Zeuss..
I have got a fair few toms on the go now...peppers havent done too well so far tho to be fair,Ive been a wee bit busy..
Det brill pictography mate!!really smart picsta for sharing ...and youve got the water on too?wow life is doin the extra mile for ya!!you are doin good friend ...keep at it..
morning lavender...(like that?) how are you? yes need to get the aul joss sticks and burner out man....singing songs like the answer my friend is blowin in the wind and matthew southern comfort..
anyway heres a cup of normal coffee ..no uppers, purple hearts nuffink in it!! did you get the promised rain?
hey pauly ...where are you?
hi sf...jist seen you pop in hope all ok with you|?
big shout to everyone
[Interview]
"What are your strengths?"
Me: I fall in love easily.
"OK...what are your weaknesses?"
Me: Those blue eyes of yours
Another downside of being a bomb disposal technician?..
It takes me six hours to open my birthday presents.
My cat was just sick on the carpet.
I really don’t think it’s feline well.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three.
A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
My son suggested I register for a donor card.
He's a man after my own heart.
I've got a new job working shift work making chess sets.
I'm on Knights next week.
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money.
I don't see why I should use real money to see fake boobs.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Dad: There's an easy way to find out if you have American Indian blood in you.
Son: How?
Dad: See you have it too.
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
3.14% of sailors...
are πrates
You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle.
The government says that smoking weed causes memory loss.
That's nonsense, next thing they'll say smoking weed causes memory loss.
The local farmer has grown the first ever field of lady’s toys!
He’s now having a problem with squatters.
I just saw on the news
'Missing girl found safe'
What I want to know is..
Could she crack it?
1,
2,
3,
4,
5..
Once I caught a fish alive...
6,
7,
8,
9,
10..
Just been banned from Sea World again.
My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed.
Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
Dentist: This will hurt.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.
Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain.
Captain: Are
I went for a job interview today and was asked to describe myself in three words.
"Violent when disappointed"
I hope to get hired tomorrow
ok so lets have a brew shall we...
hi snooopster,how are you then?hope all is well with you ..as for the van..yep you can sleep in it,cook ,wash,watch telly etc..even a porta potti..!!as for where we are going ..local then the idea is go round Britain bit by bit..
hiya ppqp...hows you then...I get the feeling Panda is going to be a handful! but that is immaterial...the priority is Jeeves ,its kind of hard to remember at times when you are holding a cute rabbit...its about quality of life,as it was for Sam and Sandy and Zeuss..
I have got a fair few toms on the go now...peppers havent done too well so far tho to be fair,Ive been a wee bit busy..
Det brill pictography mate!!really smart picsta for sharing ...and youve got the water on too?wow life is doin the extra mile for ya!!you are doin good friend ...keep at it..
morning lavender...(like that?) how are you? yes need to get the aul joss sticks and burner out man....singing songs like the answer my friend is blowin in the wind and matthew southern comfort..
anyway heres a cup of normal coffee ..no uppers, purple hearts nuffink in it!! did you get the promised rain?
hey pauly ...where are you?
hi sf...jist seen you pop in hope all ok with you|?
big shout to everyone
[Interview]
"What are your strengths?"
Me: I fall in love easily.
"OK...what are your weaknesses?"
Me: Those blue eyes of yours
Another downside of being a bomb disposal technician?..
It takes me six hours to open my birthday presents.
My cat was just sick on the carpet.
I really don’t think it’s feline well.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three.
A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
My son suggested I register for a donor card.
He's a man after my own heart.
I've got a new job working shift work making chess sets.
I'm on Knights next week.
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money.
I don't see why I should use real money to see fake boobs.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Dad: There's an easy way to find out if you have American Indian blood in you.
Son: How?
Dad: See you have it too.
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
3.14% of sailors...
are πrates
You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle.
The government says that smoking weed causes memory loss.
That's nonsense, next thing they'll say smoking weed causes memory loss.
The local farmer has grown the first ever field of lady’s toys!
He’s now having a problem with squatters.
I just saw on the news
'Missing girl found safe'
What I want to know is..
Could she crack it?
1,
2,
3,
4,
5..
Once I caught a fish alive...
6,
7,
8,
9,
10..
Just been banned from Sea World again.
My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed.
Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
Dentist: This will hurt.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.
Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain.
Captain: Are
I went for a job interview today and was asked to describe myself in three words.
"Violent when disappointed"
I hope to get hired tomorrow
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