I'm off to my works Christmas do at the urology department.
It's bring a bottle.
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At the job centre...
Me...."d'ya know, I've half a mind to work at McDonald's".
Job centre..."That's all you need"!
Paddy had gone to stay in Dublin for a few days to watch the rugby, he booked into a run-down hotel.
After an hour he came storming down the stairs and marched up to reception "I'd like to change me room!" The receptionist replied "I'm terribly sorry Mr O'Murphy but with the rugby we're at full capacity so I have no other room to offer you."
Paddy walked away and back up the stairs muttering under his breath.
Ten minutes later he came storming back down the stairs, shouting at the receptionist "I really want to change me feckin' room I don't like it!" The receptionist replied "I am sorry Mr O'Murphy but there are no other rooms, what's wrong with it?"
Paddy replied "It's on fire!"



I know you two will have a blast as always, Lav, glad YB is better and like you I'm surprised that medicine did such a quick job! PQ, are you ready for Christmas? I guess we're all about as ready as we're gonna get anyways, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Monday!
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