10 Facts About You 1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realising that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice that I skipped three. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid. 9. You didn't realise that I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You forgot that there's only supposed to be ten facts.
My pregnant wife has hinted she wants to name our unborn son after a screwdriver. I'm pretty sure that Flathead will get bullied at school though.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.
“My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.”
I went to buy camouflage trousers but I couldn’t find any
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Lav, yep sometimes I just sit and talk with Lou and am amazed at how he sees things, he's so smart! Romes just my little cuddle bug for now, you've seen him he's just too squishable haha! Lb is moving back to Vegas, she feels she's done her time in Portland and is tired of living with her mil, they get along great but Lb thinks it's just time to come home, I'm trying to talk her out of it cuz I'm thinking they're gonna get here, realize it's a mistake and jet back and I'll be even more sad, PQ, how are your boys doing? I haven't heard anything so I guess no news is good news? Anytime I can get outta work early I run to the door too! Det, I haven't been to Lake Mead in forever just cuz I look at the ring around the rocks and get to thinking too much, all that water GONE sounds like you guys had a great time
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