Re: 21 Feb
hiya all how are we then today? Hope all is well...today is a very strange day ....there is a big yellow thing in the sky ,and the ground isnt wet ..cleaned the rabbits out this morning ...that hutch is a lot longer and bigger to clean out ...its as if they had a party in there last night!
hiya treegirl ....firstly you are no dropout from the human race You have had issues to deal with that would have destroyed a lot of us ,stuck to your mantra all the way through plus dealing with the issues of covid and isolation..and the normal "run of the mill human things"...so you have my utmost respect .and like you..its sunny here .It will turn out good for you
hiya ppqp ....slept well last night feel good today ....and the sun is out .rabbits are playing ..one tunnel....
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at the moment ,over here things (touch wood ) are on track with regards to the virus...so far over here around 19 million have had their first jab .the biggest problem over here is the right we have had our jab we can get on with life now .it apparently takes about 3 weeks for the antibodies to develop after the jab .what a number that is ...work from 6-9 am job done and the rest of the day off..excellent work life balance !! take care .b safe
hiya Pauly ...great to see ya gal ..thats my americano-jockanese accent....how are you doing ?I slept a lot better last night fanx...hope all is well with you.
hiya Lav...how are you then ?all good I hope ..any nooze on the vaccines over your way?apparently uk has given out 18 million doses so far with the second dose in 3 months ..Did you see the article on the Oxford Astra Zenica vaccine ..The French prime minister said it wasnt effective ,so the French people didt take it up ..Belgium said it was the "Aldi"of jabs ..and Germany said they werent going to use it ..and because of bad press by politicians Europe suffered ...despite the fact that it has been proved on a population sample ..over 2 million people as opposed to a clinical sample ..now those countries have had to turn tail and now are trying to get their populations to get vaccinated ..in the meantime they have wasted millions of vaccines which is scandalous ..this is areally interesting article..
Oxford Covid-19 vaccine Q&A: How effective is it, and how is it different to the Pfizer vaccine?
take care ..
right everyone take care and look after yourselves ....
What is the point of a keyless ignition in a car that won't start unless you have your keys in the car?
Now I lose my keys in the car all the time, and if I get out without them the alarm goes off.
Before this superb invention I didn't lose my keys ever, because I knew where they were all the time.....In the fcking ignition.
I was on a date last night. When the bill came, the lady said we should go Dutch.
So I sold her into the sex trade and went and rolled a joint
I turned up fashionably late for my Versace job interview. The women holding the mop asked me some strange questions.
'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.'
'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'
'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.'
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?'
'Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me sister.'
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
'How much do you want for the mower' asked the preacher?
'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle', said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, 'Will you take my bike in trade for it'?
The little boy asked if he could try it out first and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal'.
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'
The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started'.
The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss'.
The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya'.
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies'?
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies'?
'I don't have any'. She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you'?
'Ninety-eight'. she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world'?
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said:
'I outlived the bitches'.
hiya all how are we then today? Hope all is well...today is a very strange day ....there is a big yellow thing in the sky ,and the ground isnt wet ..cleaned the rabbits out this morning ...that hutch is a lot longer and bigger to clean out ...its as if they had a party in there last night!
hiya treegirl ....firstly you are no dropout from the human race You have had issues to deal with that would have destroyed a lot of us ,stuck to your mantra all the way through plus dealing with the issues of covid and isolation..and the normal "run of the mill human things"...so you have my utmost respect .and like you..its sunny here .It will turn out good for you
hiya ppqp ....slept well last night feel good today ....and the sun is out .rabbits are playing ..one tunnel....
20210225_134410.jpg
20210225_134554.jpg
at the moment ,over here things (touch wood ) are on track with regards to the virus...so far over here around 19 million have had their first jab .the biggest problem over here is the right we have had our jab we can get on with life now .it apparently takes about 3 weeks for the antibodies to develop after the jab .what a number that is ...work from 6-9 am job done and the rest of the day off..excellent work life balance !! take care .b safe
hiya Pauly ...great to see ya gal ..thats my americano-jockanese accent....how are you doing ?I slept a lot better last night fanx...hope all is well with you.
hiya Lav...how are you then ?all good I hope ..any nooze on the vaccines over your way?apparently uk has given out 18 million doses so far with the second dose in 3 months ..Did you see the article on the Oxford Astra Zenica vaccine ..The French prime minister said it wasnt effective ,so the French people didt take it up ..Belgium said it was the "Aldi"of jabs ..and Germany said they werent going to use it ..and because of bad press by politicians Europe suffered ...despite the fact that it has been proved on a population sample ..over 2 million people as opposed to a clinical sample ..now those countries have had to turn tail and now are trying to get their populations to get vaccinated ..in the meantime they have wasted millions of vaccines which is scandalous ..this is areally interesting article..
Oxford Covid-19 vaccine Q&A: How effective is it, and how is it different to the Pfizer vaccine?
take care ..
right everyone take care and look after yourselves ....
What is the point of a keyless ignition in a car that won't start unless you have your keys in the car?
Now I lose my keys in the car all the time, and if I get out without them the alarm goes off.
Before this superb invention I didn't lose my keys ever, because I knew where they were all the time.....In the fcking ignition.
I was on a date last night. When the bill came, the lady said we should go Dutch.
So I sold her into the sex trade and went and rolled a joint
I turned up fashionably late for my Versace job interview. The women holding the mop asked me some strange questions.
'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.'
'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'
'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.'
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?'
'Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me sister.'
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
'How much do you want for the mower' asked the preacher?
'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle', said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, 'Will you take my bike in trade for it'?
The little boy asked if he could try it out first and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal'.
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'
The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started'.
The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss'.
The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya'.
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies'?
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies'?
'I don't have any'. She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you'?
'Ninety-eight'. she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world'?
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and said:
'I outlived the bitches'.
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