Re: 25th July
Hiya all how are we today then?all good hopefully..finally stopped raining thank goodness.
Hiya teegee How are you today?hope everything is getting a little better for you.take care over the weekend
Hiya ppqp how are you Then? Hope all is well. So you had a homeless guy with lockpicks etc?don't get me wrong, I've done time in a couple of the old type toughest nicks in Britain,but sometimes you have to question whats going on.the trouble is the drugs is a means of escape as is booze.especially if you're homeless. Trouble is it is acquisitive crime..to fund it prostitution burglary robbery theft ...so address the homeless issues on the proviso they want help..then the escapism won't be needed in theory..yet we weren't homeless but still drank ..for what reason..anyways that's all a bit heavy..take it easy
Hiya pauly ..hope all is well with you
Lav keep your weather thanks ��you know what..I never read your post as iam on my phone and yet you are singing from the same hymn sheet.yes the garden isn't flooding either.have a good weekend
Right folks I'll try and find some jokes
This morning was surreal.... I was following an ambulance into town in my car when I noticed a small metal box sitting on the rear bumper. When the ambulance turned right the box flew off and landed on the side of the road against the kerb. Call me the curious sort or just the Good Samaritan that I am, I pulled over and retrieved it. When I opened the box there was a human toe packed in ice inside it. Ooops, that’s a serious mistake I thought, so unsure if the ambulance was going to our local hospital I called the hospital and explained what I had found. The lady on the other end of the phone said “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived, minus the box”. I gave her my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied, “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”
Whoever came up with the saying that the grass is always greener on the other side was talking crap.
You've only got to turn a piece of turf over to see that.
Essex Police want to interview a man wearing stockings, suspenders and high heels. The Chief Constable has said they must wear their normal uniforms.
Making jokes about a Dwarf with learning difficulties isn't big and it isn't clever.
A new study has surprisingly revealed that the English city with the highest-earners under the age of 30 is not London, but Liverpool.
Fck me, the value of copper wiring and car radios must have gone up recently.
I like my kids like I like my flour.
Self-raising.
I used to date a girl called Polly Graph. It didn't work out though, She was constantly accusing me of lying.
After severe criticism over her lack of consultation with respect to her new crime bill, Home Secretary Priti Patel was today rumoured to be meeting a senior representative of the Taliban, in a Heathrow Hotel, to consider their input on sentencing tariffs.
Our new Irish priest is surprisingly open and laid back. In confession on Sunday I said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
He replied, "Pfft... Join the fecking club son."
All the drug taking has ruined the Olympics as a spectacle for me.
I'm so stoned I can hardly focus on the TV.
Hiya all how are we today then?all good hopefully..finally stopped raining thank goodness.
Hiya teegee How are you today?hope everything is getting a little better for you.take care over the weekend
Hiya ppqp how are you Then? Hope all is well. So you had a homeless guy with lockpicks etc?don't get me wrong, I've done time in a couple of the old type toughest nicks in Britain,but sometimes you have to question whats going on.the trouble is the drugs is a means of escape as is booze.especially if you're homeless. Trouble is it is acquisitive crime..to fund it prostitution burglary robbery theft ...so address the homeless issues on the proviso they want help..then the escapism won't be needed in theory..yet we weren't homeless but still drank ..for what reason..anyways that's all a bit heavy..take it easy
Hiya pauly ..hope all is well with you
Lav keep your weather thanks ��you know what..I never read your post as iam on my phone and yet you are singing from the same hymn sheet.yes the garden isn't flooding either.have a good weekend
Right folks I'll try and find some jokes
This morning was surreal.... I was following an ambulance into town in my car when I noticed a small metal box sitting on the rear bumper. When the ambulance turned right the box flew off and landed on the side of the road against the kerb. Call me the curious sort or just the Good Samaritan that I am, I pulled over and retrieved it. When I opened the box there was a human toe packed in ice inside it. Ooops, that’s a serious mistake I thought, so unsure if the ambulance was going to our local hospital I called the hospital and explained what I had found. The lady on the other end of the phone said “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived, minus the box”. I gave her my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied, “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”
Whoever came up with the saying that the grass is always greener on the other side was talking crap.
You've only got to turn a piece of turf over to see that.
Essex Police want to interview a man wearing stockings, suspenders and high heels. The Chief Constable has said they must wear their normal uniforms.
Making jokes about a Dwarf with learning difficulties isn't big and it isn't clever.
A new study has surprisingly revealed that the English city with the highest-earners under the age of 30 is not London, but Liverpool.
Fck me, the value of copper wiring and car radios must have gone up recently.
I like my kids like I like my flour.
Self-raising.
I used to date a girl called Polly Graph. It didn't work out though, She was constantly accusing me of lying.
After severe criticism over her lack of consultation with respect to her new crime bill, Home Secretary Priti Patel was today rumoured to be meeting a senior representative of the Taliban, in a Heathrow Hotel, to consider their input on sentencing tariffs.
Our new Irish priest is surprisingly open and laid back. In confession on Sunday I said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
He replied, "Pfft... Join the fecking club son."
All the drug taking has ruined the Olympics as a spectacle for me.
I'm so stoned I can hardly focus on the TV.
PQ,you should see the homeless in Vegas omg they're on every corner,I'm amazed they can sleep on the hot sidewalk and I wonder why they don't go find a shady,secluded spot to crash,it's weird,Lav they put the mask mandate back here in Vegas regardless of vaccinated status,I'm just a dumb hairdresser and I knew going without masks at 100% occupancy wasn't a good idea yet they made that decision and now it's just back to masks,think hubs threw his away so I'll hafta buy him more,Mick,we've been getting rain in the evening nearly everyday,a quick flash flood type then gone,Cyn,sounds like you're keeping busy but try to have some you time too friend,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Fryday!
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