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    Once upon a time...

    Cruisin...

    The bus had been an old one
    Then the bus became new

    The bus had been on fire
    And an aeroplane too,

    Now the bus grew a rudder
    And wonderful sails

    It travelled oer the ocean
    Amidst killer whales

    Towards...
    Enough is enough

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      Once upon a time...

      Until it came ashore on a large sand bar,
      And all the muffins awoke from the sudden jar!

      "Where are we?" They exlaimed as they stepped from the bus/ship?
      "I dont know, but its pretty, and I'm going for a dip!" (said Jenneh)

      But then off in the distance seemed a familiar sight,
      It was Allie all alone in her miserable plight.

      Now Allie had been pondering this "island" loner thing,
      And what exactly, did she hope it would bring?

      Some clarity, some distance, and better decisions of course,
      But it was all mixed among some sad feelings of remorse.

      So she tinkered with her laptop and the sandbar internet she had,
      And thought, "If I just jump on chat, would it really be that bad?"

      So as she logged onto MWO, and clicked "chat" to come visit,
      But then heard a familar voice, and turned to see "Who is it?....
      What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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        Once upon a time...

        I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

        who owns a bottle shop and a golf course. This

        doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

        I stole this from a Paddy joke. He's quite a bloke.

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          Once upon a time...

          Paddy

          Don't bring me into this.

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            Once upon a time...

            check
            :h :h :h :h

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              Once upon a time...

              All right, all right here I am
              with a confession to make
              I have been quite the sham

              I said I did not like him and I wanted him to go
              but the fact of the matter is
              I have been seeing Pedro

              I am sorry for lying
              for being a cheat
              but a man with a node
              just can't be beat

              so back to my room on the bus I will go
              but honestly muffs
              Can you really say you didn't know?

              I am sorry to be such a disgrace
              to this fine loving group
              but I loved that man's face

              I could not sit back and watch Fan take the heat
              for all of you lovelies
              thinking that Pedro wanted his meat

              For this lovely stud only wanted me
              but I am ready to let go
              and give him back to Allie
              I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                Once upon a time...

                Lush,

                can I just say one thing




                Ewwww Attached files [img]/converted_files/153326=145-attachment.jpg[/img]
                :h :h :h :h

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                  Once upon a time...

                  tramp

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                    Once upon a time...

                    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                      Once upon a time...

                      What Imagine wrote!

                      :heart:E

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                        Once upon a time...

                        Suddenly

                        A ferocious tiger leaped aboard the bus. I t was ravenous after 15 days with no sustenance. It had a circus performance where it was supposed to wow the audience in two days time and it wanted to feed its enormous appetite. It glared at the cheating Lush. Should it just gobble her up? But then it saw some little elves hiding in cages: Chardonnay, Sauvignon, Pinot, Grigio. One swipe and they would be hers. But Merlot was loose sitting on the front seat with a cheeky grin on his face. he thought he was safe as he was surrounded by gnomes with Big EERS. Tiger approached. How much longer could she hold back this devouring hunger?
                        Enough is enough

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                          Once upon a time...

                          LOL-check! I'm here with my usual loss for creative verbage..just call me the giggling muffin mute!

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                            Once upon a time...

                            LMAO!!!!!!
                            Lush you little Trollop! Yes!!!! (I love "trollop" - I think my grandmother used that word once. And not on me. Oh STOP IT guys! LOL!)
                            Over 4 months AF :h

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                              Once upon a time...

                              Floozie, trollop. Whatever. I will accept any name you would like to give me.
                              I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                                Once upon a time...

                                My dear sweet Pedro
                                I am afraid it is time
                                to break up with you
                                Using a little rhyme

                                I tried to figure out what it was about you
                                and now I have come to my senses
                                I realize now that all of this time
                                I was not wearing my contact lenses

                                You are not the man I thought you were
                                and never will you be
                                so it is goodbye to you, goodbye
                                now please just let me be

                                so what are we on, is it a bus or a plane?
                                what happened to the cabin we were in
                                when this whole journey be-gane?

                                C'mon muffs you are turning into duds
                                if you leave me alone too long
                                I will be left with all of the studs

                                I promise to be a trollop no more
                                and I want to say I am sorry
                                but please won't someone help me out
                                with this never ending story??
                                I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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