Once upon a time...

[irishlady]

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So sorry my dears, you'r all too late,
Melon and I have decided his fate,
he is staying right here at the front of the bus
you all have Fan over whom you can fuss

And as for that node, well just give it a rub,
out pops a genie, ruba dub dub
he will grant a wish, your hearts desire,
oh bugger me breechs, the bus has a flat tyre

[betty boop]

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Louise you are soooo funny ...

[DidItForMe]

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Do I get some sort of prize here? I just finished reading this entire thread.

It took my a few days but I was LMAO the entire time.

Busdriver! Move that BUS!!!

[lushy]

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Wow Didit!!! I wondered if anyone would ever go back to the beginning and read. We should print it up and bind it and sell it for money......Good for you. Yes, you deserve a prize!

[DidItForMe]

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Cliff Notes

Do not despair, all you who came late
Sit back and the story I will try to relate

From a cabin to a cave, from the snow to the beach
There is really no place that this bus cannot reach

For all of the passengers, as they come and they go
Through all of the teasing, it?s love that they show

To Fan, my hats off, for you keep on tryin?
To Pedro, my sorrow, for you keep on die?n

From men in white coats, to a ball-sniffin roo
From a bus with great wings, to a tiny igloo

Ol? Pedro O?Mally, ? Irish ? Mexican
My love for you always (and your double erection)

I?m troubled a bit, my new muffin friends
Why you sent away Pedro to meet certain end?

You sent him to Frisco, where you thought he would stay
You sent him with Crisco, cause you thought he was gay

You zoomed through the air with your wonderful new powers
But you couldn?t stop Fan and his flow of golden showers

Back to Bora Bora, can we hit rewind?
And watch Fan run to cover his behind

From the stud-muffin sleigh on which we all rode
To the knowledge we gained whilst rubbin? the node

The hearty farty party, did you get to attend?
Or the Viagra event after which no one could bend?

The bathroom on the bus, all the muffins agree
Needed more seats cause they all had to pee

There was some reflecting time, as Fan had the notion
?If you could be anything you want?? with this magic lotion.

After reading it all there?s just one thing I?ll say
I grinned and I giggled, and I LMAO all the way!

[lushy]

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Oh. My. God. That was BRILLIANT!!!! You really did read it...........

[Preciouspinot]

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(standing ovation)....BRAVO.....BRAVO...

[irishlady]

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Hey Didit,
That was fantastic, where were you and your talents when we needed you??

[weemelonhead]

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Sooooooooooooooooooooo....

The bus it was stuck, let down by a wheel
But Pedro was ready with muscles of steel
Stand back there now ladies, the studmuffin cried
we've mechanics to do 'fore we're ready to ride

My puncture repair kit is here in my nub
And the glue is released if you'll give it a rub
So the lushy donned gloves and held out her fists
And caught hold that nubbin and gave it a twist

And Pedro aimed beautifully, straightforth and true
And sealed up the hole with his own 'special' glue (ERLACK!!!!!)
Hurrah, the crowd hollered...now jump aboard all
we're off on adventures, we'll sure have a ball

But where are we going? Don't sit on the fence
come on now dear Pedro, we can't stand suspense
but the Peddy he winked, and tapped at his nose
it's a mystery muffins...you'll see as we goes.......

[betty boop]

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Well Done Didit ..........

[Quiescent]

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Wow what I've missed!

I need to get back on this bus!

Where's my man?

[lushy]

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Wee, you are naughty!!! LOL.

[weemelonhead]

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And.........................

The Lushy was last to sit in her seat
After washing Peds 'glue' from her hands she was beat
I've been in a nightmare, the Lushus one cried
I need a calm mind, come muffins, lets ride!

So pedro sped off to the next destination
muffins faces at windows in anticipation
(Apart from the Oirish still sat on his knee
who found herself covered in something sticky???)...............

[irishlady]

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and thats where I'm staying, she said to the rest,
you all can have Fan, Iv'e got the best,
cos he's never to fast and he's never to slow,
but when he starts its all a go go go

[Waves 2]

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The bus had transformed into a magic game
Speak and immediately you change your name.

Wee wanted Albert
For all muffin pals
But Albert's not pretty
For cute muffin gals

When Betty met Popeye
Her eye began to glitter
She began to imagine a
Betty/Popeye litter

Of offspring. She sprang off Fan's knee
The other muffins giggled with glee

Onto Popeye leaped Betty
i don't know what for
But poor fan was under Muffins
smothered once more.

And Pedro bravely mastered the bus
with Oirish on his knee making a fuss

Didit had been reading
A long saga I'm told
But now she has finished
She's become rather bold

re-telling the tale
with a fair share of wit
She jumped on Fan too
For her share of it.