Once upon a time...

[DidItForMe]

Once upon a time...

As Auntie Em waited, trouble brewed on the horizon
?It?s time to get up Muffins, it?s time to be rizin?

Cause out of nowhere the witch she did call
The wicked witch of the West, her name?.Alcohol

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

She's tricky and sly, that manipulative witch
she made the mufifns restless and they began to twich.

She has many clever costumes and always looks like fun
But the muffins were now wiser and they decided to run!!!

"Hit the gas, driver!" was shouted by them
Get us on the road to see Auntie Em!!

[southernbelle47]

Once upon a time...

The witch!
The witch!
The witch is a b*#@*!!!!!!

Watch out for her as down the road you go
She will lie and cheat and slam you
Having met her you will wish it were not so

But the Muffins are smart!
Off they go
Smiling and singing
From the very start!

Auntie Em awaits us just around the bend
Her arms open wide
Her Muffins she will tend!

[southernbelle47]

Once upon a time...

Is it me or is this getting TOO G rated lately?

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

yeah. It needs a little juice.

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

LOL SB!! Where is Fan to "spice" things up?

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Enough of the nice
I am looking for spice

For this hot-blooded crew
who has seen plenty of views

If we do not get going in the right direction
Pedro might have to come back with his double erection (no visuals please)

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

And past that wicked witch they did go
onward they travelled avoiding their foe.

But driver was anxious and he sped away too fast
And past Aunty Em's house he did pass.
The muffins were giddy having given the witch the slip
That they barely noticed the direction of their new trip.

What was that they could see off in the horizon?

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Can't do poetry but i'm on the bus ....

[dilayne]

Once upon a time...

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
The jungle is thickening and getting dark,
The road is below, the bus wants to FLY!
Just when the driver was ready to park...

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

Pedro jumped up and yelled in the dark

"Lush you hot mamacita, stop pinching my butt!"
Clearly, the muffins were moving out of their rut.

[DidItForMe]

Once upon a time...

So Fan?s into green girls with pointy black hats
Who ride on their broomsticks and play with black cats

But while Oz may be fun, there are a few qwerks
For round some of the corners, evil still lurks

The group got together and constructed a plan
To fight the mean witch (so they couldn?t tell Fan)

How they would do it, no one could yet say
To kick witchy butt and make her fly far away

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK, FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
YOU'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ
YOU'LL FIND HE IS A WHIZ OF A WIZ IF EVER A WIZ THERE WAS
IF EVER OH EVER A WIZ THERE WAS, THE WIZARD OF OZ IS ONE BECAUSE
BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE
BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES
YOU'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

This bus is stuck in Oz.

Who has a friggin' map?

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

The Land of Oz has always scared me. Between the Wicked Witch, the creepy flying monkeys and the undulating castle. Can we please quickly go somewhere else? I may have to go back to the cabin all by myself.