What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

[Paddy]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

Hey Tawny, too right. I understand that. Here's one for you:

A blonde calls her husband on his cellphone.
Blonde: "I've got a problem!"
Husband: "Tell me."
Blonde: "I've just bought a puzzle, but I can't solve it!"
Husband: "Is it that difficult?"
Blonde: "Yes, I don't know where to start; all pieces look similar!"
Husband: "What's the image on the cover of the box?"
Blonde: "A red cock, but I really can't solve it."
Husband: "Wait a minute, I'll be right there and we will solve it together!"
...
A few minutes later the husband walks in.
Husband: "And where is this puzzle of yours?"
Blonde: "It's right her on the table..."
Deep silence falls, and then a sigh...
Husband: "Okay, we will do the following: you'll put all cornflakes back into the box and I'll forget the complete incident."

[Paddy]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

One more, for the road:

One blonde tells another blonde: "I've done a pregnancy test."
Asks the other blonde: "And, were the questions difficult?"

And referring to the first joke -

Three blondes are celebrating their success in a pub.

The bartender asks them: "Girls, what's the reason for the celebration?"

One of the blondes responds: "Well, we just finished this puzzle and it took us only a month, while the box indicated: 3 to 6 years!"...
:upset:

[Allie]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

I dont get any of those jokes....

[southernbelle47]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

OK girls............now we know why Paddy is having a little problem getting a date!
Nancy

[happycamper68]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

I like what PreciousPinot said, with Jon Stewart's sense of humor.

Oh and that guy from the movie Unfaithful, Olivier Martinez, is really really really really HOT. And he stuck with Kylie Minogue through her breast cancer unlike that bastard Lance Armstrong, I was willing to look past the one testicle and everything......:H

[lushy]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

LOL Happy!!!!! Ummm, Paddy I believe you are dealing with a lot of blondes on this board. I would go wash your mouth out with soap right now young man and be done with the dumb blonde jokes. BTW, I did not get the jokes either.

[Preciouspinot]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

PUNCHLINE EXPLAINATINONS:

Puzzle----Cornflakes not puzzle pieces

Preg test----Urine not written ques

3-6----Age of child recommended for puzzle not years it shold take to complete

you guys are embarressing

[lushy]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

Awww, Precious. We were kidding. Us women ain't that dumb.

[Preciouspinot]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

ok..now I feel like a dork...

[happycamper68]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

well then I'm a dork because we have the same taste in men.....

[tawnyfrog]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

me too, me too. So I happily admit to dorkiness.

[Newyear]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

physically....tall - not skinny (better overweight than under)- and yes...eye contact is a real must
most everything else is optional...ok good teeth and hands are a good selling point too

other than physical...funny,(but not in that high school boy, fart humor, kind of way) yuck
intelligent- but not a big show off about it
kind - nice to kids and moms and animals
thoughtful -does not always have to remember valentines day or anniversaries - but does remember that you don't like bananas and that you are scared of lightening and that you love old movies
considerate - calls when he says he will and shows up when he says he will - and apologizes if he screws up either of the aforementioned

Now that's a guy I'd like to meet....And SOON

Lisa

[Paddy]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

Hello Lisa, and and my blonde friends dropping in at the Guys Group -

I apologize to all of you whom I might have offended with my cornflakes, pregnancy test, 3-6 jokes. But to guys these jokes ARE funny. Anyway, followed your adviced did go and washed my mouth out :upset:


Ok, now you can go on describing your dream man .... (actually some of the guys should start a thread on which film stars or singers they like most.... Macks, Mike, your turn to get a public beating :H )

[lushy]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

I was going to suggest we hear what guys like in women but I figured the only answer we would get would be T&A. If you have something more profound than that, would love to hear!!! Hope the soap did not taste too bad Paddy..... BTW, I like a man who follows orders well.

[Saint Jude]

What are women looking at, when they first see a man?

What kind of guy does it for me?
a Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outa Harvard
My brother's outa Yale
The guy I took home last night
Just got outa Jail

I like em Big & Stupid
I like em Big & Real Dumb
I like Em Big & stupid

The bigger they come
The harder I fall
It's Love till we're done
then OUT IN THE HALL!

:h :h :h

Oh yeah, I have to give credit to Julie Brown for those wonderful lyrics! And of course BIG hands & nice eyes!! A must!