Personally --- there's a real hottie on here who just showed up yesterday.... I cant stop drooling. Strange thing, his name is Becca!
BTW Paddy --- you didnt offend me in the least with your blonde jokes. I was just playing right along! In fact, my husband (who is blonde too) and I sit around and tell each other the "latest" blonde jokes as soon as we hear them.
Unfortunately, I have a real blonde story. I got my hair highlighted the other day (my natural color is blonde, but I put some lighter streaks in it), and after I left the salon, I went to the grocery store and bought a whole week of groceries, spent about 200 dollars, walked out to my car, drove home and proceeded to walk in the house and fix a big glass of water, grab the mail and sit down on the sofa. My daughter looked and me and said? Am I supposed to get the groceries out of the car? I think all the blood drained out of my face. It did not occur to me until that moment that I had just made a very charitable donation to the grocery store!!! (Thankfully, they were still there when I went back, but all the grocery bagger guys just DIED laughing when I came back to get them. I just said... I KNOW, I KNOW - I'm a blonde, so what's your excuse??)
Allie
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