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    #31
    The worst romantic songs ... ever!

    When you say you love me...Josh Groban

    Like the sound of silence calling,
    I hear your voice and suddenly I'm falling,
    lost in a dream.
    Like the echoes of our souls are meeting,
    You say those words and my heart stops beating.
    I wonder what it means.
    What could it be that comes over me?
    At times I can't move.
    At times I can hardly breath.
    When you say you love me .The world goes still,
    so still inside andWhen you say you love me
    For a moment, there's no one else alive
    You're the one I've always thought of.
    I don't know how, but I feel sheltered in your love.
    You're where I belong.
    And when you're with me if I close my eyes,
    There are times I swear I feel like I can fly
    For a moment in time.
    Somewhere between the Heavens and Earth ,
    And frozen in time,
    Oh when you say those words.
    When you say you love me
    The world goes still,
    so still inside
    andWhen you say you love me
    For a moment, there's no one else alive
    And this important journey that we're on.
    How far we've come and I celebrate every moment.
    And when you say you love me,
    That's all you have to say.
    I'll always feel this way.
    When you say you love me
    The world goes still, so still inside
    andWhen you say you love me
    In that moment,I know why I'm alive.
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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      #32
      The worst romantic songs ... ever!

      I love Elvis....... Lisa!
      Let him out!!!!!!!!!

      :H Nancy
      "Be still and know that I am God"

      Psalm 46:10

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        #33
        The worst romantic songs ... ever!

        NO Nancy I love him more........lol:h
        Elvis is'nt dead, he's in my broom cupboard ....

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          #34
          The worst romantic songs ... ever!

          After reading this thread, I truly want to BARF!

          How hilarious - flash backs to sock hops in Junior High School!!!????

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            #35
            The worst romantic songs ... ever!

            I'm still kinda partial to that song by The Notorious Cherry Bombers(it's actually Rodny Crowell & Vince Gill from waaayyy back...)

            "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your ass off all day long"
            The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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              #36
              The worst romantic songs ... ever!

              Sorry ladies, but I still believe Barry Fanilow and the Air Supply Eunuchs should go along with the Carpenters on the Crime Against Humanity list.

              In fact when Barry gets burried people will only attend the funeral just to make sure that he REALLY breathed his last.:upset:
              Paddy
              Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                #37
                The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                As for Elvis, have you ever wondered what he would say if he came back to life?

                10. "I've been dead 20 years, and I still look better than Keith Richards"
                9. "What do you know? The Jets still suck"
                8. "I'm hungry -- is there are any food stuck in my sideburns?"
                7. "I can't believe I missed the McRib Sandwich!"
                6. "Who's this 'Richard Simmons,' and why's he keep trying to hug me?"
                5. "I've been dead 20 years, you moron -- of course I want fries with that!"
                4. "Heaven was great until that freaky bas**** Tiny Tim showed up"
                3. "That Letterman punk's on the TV -- where's my revolver?"
                2. "I haven't been dead -- I've been starring in a series on CBS"
                1. "Lisa Marie married who?"

                Of course you have to be from the US of A to understand this joke (which I am not), but still funny. Particularly the Lisa Mary bit, grin ...
                Paddy
                Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                  #38
                  The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                  Elvis

                  Ok Lis and Nanc, it'll be thirty years now that the King has passed (or has he???). Here are some ways to commemorate his passing ...


                  15> Have the King exhumed, breaded, deep-fried & reburied.

                  14> For crying out loud, he's NOT DEAD! How many 7-11 sightings
                  does it take to CONVINCE you people?

                  13> Show your support for Sonny and Red by joining them down at
                  the Teamsters picket.

                  12> Eat some cake... a whole cake, in fact... and some pork.

                  11> Point out that the "king of rock 'n' roll" neither wrote nor
                  actually played guitar on most of his songs, and then wait
                  to get pummeled by a herd of middle-aged Southern women in
                  lime green stretchpants and big hair.

                  10> Your choice: Exhume Richard Nixon for a photo op, or do the
                  nasty with Ann-Margret.

                  9> Go to gravesite and hear whirling sound as Lisa Marie announces
                  her latest engagement.

                  8> The same way Elvis would: make it with Priscilla, then head to
                  Krispy Kreme.

                  7> Have a couple of fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches with
                  a nice barbiturate salad.

                  6> Call up Priscilla & order her to trowel on the mascara.

                  5> Go to Circuit City and shoot up a few TV's.

                  4> Try to relieve yourself without bursting any major arteries.

                  3> At quittin' time, toss your scarf to receptionist.

                  2> Two words: lard shots.


                  Number one is up to you guys ;-)
                  Paddy
                  Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                    #39
                    The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                    Paddy you are hilarious! Those were GREAT!

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                      #40
                      The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                      Ha, ha, ha, total cut and paste. But still, someone had to bring it up. By the way, worst Elvis song ... EVER ... Love me tender, love me trrrr.rrrrrrr.rrrrue (puke....):yukko:
                      Paddy
                      Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                        #41
                        The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                        I am sooo sorry for all of you Elvis fans. The man makes me want to puke. Please kill me later. And not to mention his movies??? BLECH!!! My father would probably kill me for saying this stuff. James Dean, another so called HOTTIE????? Good grief!

                        Love me Tender - Ohhhhhh puleaaaase! Blech!

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                          #42
                          The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                          No, you're right. Fortunately, James Dean is before my generation (thanks God). But Elvis did contribute to the miserable childhood of mine, ha, ha (Stay away Joe ... Love me tender, puke, puke, garlic, cross ...). But nowadays, we have at least his replacements ... Leo di Caprio (though he did redeem himself with the Blood Diamond recently), but ultra pain-in-the-A%& Dilary Huff ...

                          ... but being at the worst romantic song thread, have I mentioned 'Wind beneath my wings' ... That absolutely makes me hurl!!!!
                          Paddy
                          Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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                            #43
                            The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                            Hahaha! Funny, people think I look like Hilary Duff! Wish I had her money!! But yeah, puke again!

                            I have never liked Bette Midler either..... Wind Beneath My Wings.... HURL!

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                              #44
                              The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                              Oh,and I cannot stand Leonardo Di Caprio either. Although I did like the movie Titanic. I am sounding pretty negative!!

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                                #45
                                The worst romantic songs ... ever!

                                It's hard to pinpoint worst ever songs, but one of them must be Meat Loaf 'I would do anything for love' (that one was a predecessor of Titanic's My heart will go on and on and on and on and on and on)!!! Another one that deserves a UN resolution
                                Paddy
                                Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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