The Premiership

[bluebird]

The Premiership

hope we get there

one day .my team r cardiff city i go to most games home and away.
hope we get in the prem for 1 season at least.

[maxman]

The Premiership

lets talk about a real code!!!

all that really matters is Aussie rules surely?!!

[lucky 2.0]

The Premiership

If it is premier, I want it- whatever it is!

[Paddy]

The Premiership

Not a football fan, never will be, but here's to Macks!

If Premiership Teams Were female stars (ladies - make up the male stars, we're eager to get the response!!)

Read this selection of Premiership teams and the female stars they are most like. Plus an extra one for a team that used grace our top league. Read on...

Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to really screw you over

Aston Villa - Dido
One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really

Birmingham City - Mariah Carey
Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick

Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.

Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
Always looks like she might go down but never does

Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that prick

Everton - Barbara Windsor
Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good

Fulham - Andrea Corr
Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame

Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her

Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
Dirty Lee

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work
when put together.

Man City - Madonna
Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice new home though

Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t*ts. Had been in a relationship with Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive
really

Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to
speak of.

Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.

Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's
going to do next

Southampton - Kylie Minogue
Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you've got a
bit of a soft spot.

Tottenham - Joan Collins
Used to look good, but living on past glories.

Additional one more...

West Ham - Britney Spears
Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did
it this year.

[Mackeral]

The Premiership

Paddy Mate, that had me smiling from ear to ear...Fantastic:H

[Struggler]

The Premiership

R U kidding?! Eventually, and probably within a small space of time (just like Arsenal) they will be exposed for the frauds they are, and be eliminated from ALL competitions!

For the ladies : (Joking, honest!) Anyone who plays in blue has to be preferred over anyone who plays in red!