brew time
hiya pauly ,teegee sam ,pie det and everyone else ..hope you are all ok ..some of you I see on fb ...others not
hiya Lav ..hope all is well with you when I was in Sri Lanka a german tourist did that ..she stepped back taking a pic and wallop fell about 3000ft .yep we dont heal quick ..but I dont sit still ..something I should learn .taking the van out tomorrow ...you take care .
hiya ppqp ...did you enjoy your walk? any pix ?take care .
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They say chameleon’s blend in well, but this smoothie tastes fckin’ terrible.
I've bought milk from the same cow lots of times.
It doesn't matter how many times I go in that shop shes still working there.
"So, can you tell me when I'm going to die?" I asked the fortune teller.
"Yes," she replied, glancing nervously at her crystal ball. "Cash in advance, please."
Barack Obama's Presidential handover letter to Donald Trump in 2017:
'Dear Mr. President -
Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.
This is a unique office, without a clear blueprint for success, so I don't know that any advice from me will be particularly helpful. Still, let me offer a few reflections from the past 8 years.
First, we've both been blessed, in different ways, with great good fortune. It's up to us, through action and example, to sustain the international order that's expanded steadily since the end of the Cold War, and upon which our own wealth and safety depend.
Second, we are just temporary occupants of this office. Michelle and I wish you and Melania the very best as you embark on this great adventure, and know that we stand ready to help in any ways which we can.
Good luck and Godspeed,
Barack Obama'
Donald Trump's Presidential handover letter to Joe Biden, 2021:
'Dear Mr. "President",
I've shat behind one of the radiators in the Oval Office. Let's see how long it takes you to find it, asshole.'
Dominic Cummings has now resigned but will continue working for the party from home until December. So Dominic, if you can work from home, why weren't you fcking working from home ??
Why did Dominic Cummings cross the road?
Because he's a chicken.
Today's Independent:
'Intelligence exists that ‘would cast Trump in very negative light’, warns ex-FBI chief'
Frankly, any form of intelligence as we know it tends to cast Donald Trump in a very negative light.
I brought a home pregnancy kit......
Turns out my house is pregnant.
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