Once upon a time...

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Oh God that is just priceless!

The muffins all looked in shock and horror
At the baby Pedro who appeared on the floor....

[Hundi]

Once upon a time...

Was he Pedro's baby?

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

Jen said, "Who invited this "Mini Me?" We are not about to let him ride for free!

So they opened the door to the bus and gave him a shove....

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

And the ghastly beast rolled into a shrub!
"My baby! slurred Pedro, still trying not to heave
while the muffins were wondering how he had conceived

[Hundi]

Once upon a time...

But Manuel said he would look after the bebe as long as the Muffins enjoyed the ride...

Muffin anyone? Attached files [img]/converted_files/144408=74-attachment.jpg[/img]

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

I'm sure you muffins won't be hurt if I ask all these strangers to leave.

Get out, Get out Pedro, Manuel and Mini Me!

It's muffin time......here we go.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

K we really need to decide where we are going on this bus.
Are we going in circles here?
LOL

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

Our lighted bus will now take us to a special place where wine is non-addicting and husbands stay off our case.... Attached files [img]/converted_files/144422=75-attachment.jpg[/img]

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Good grief you all are so creative said Lush who had barely had her cup of Joe
I can hardly keep my breakfast down after seeing the son of Pedro
If you can please just hand me the non addictive wine
I will do my best to start feeling fine
I believe it is time to get off of this bus
and get to our cabin in the woods
C'mon all you muffins, grab your bags
and let's go do what we know we should......

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

bring the fly swatter and mosquito spray ............................

Attached files [img]/converted_files/144430=76-attachment.jpg[/img]

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

Meanwhile in Puerto Rico

Meanwhile in Puerto Rico with a few other muffineers,
Allie lounges on beaches while sippin some cheers.
But not to many; for she knows to behave,
For to tropical drinks, she will not be a slave!
As her great muffin friends head back to the cabin,
she ponders about Hundi, and how did that happen...
But as she was thinking about the "how" and the "why",
She saw sleezy ole Pedro walking saunterly by!
"I dont think he saw me behind these dark glasses,
He was too busy gazing ahead at some "non muffin" asses!"
"What is he doing here? Is the wee one here too?
I can believe he's in Puerto Rico....I dont know what to do!!"
So with that, frightened Allie did round up some men, to hunt down ole' Pedro and caroul him back in.
They tied him and gagged him, took him way out to sea......

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

LOL!

Where a shark promptly ate him
And Allie screamed with Glee!

Sorry guys, I kinda killed off Pedro in a fit of hyperactivity.

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

and along came a second and gobbled up Mini Me!
Attached files [img]/converted_files/144487=77-attachment.jpg[/img]

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Not wanting to seem like I am out of my head
But I am so glad damn Pedro is dead
Now Allie, your task for the day
Is to find that butt ugly kid of his
and make him go away
This is your task, this is your chore
I just cannot see his face anymore
Please report back when your task is complete
and make sure if you imbibe tonight, don't forget to eat!!!

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

By Golly if I'm not reliving Jonah and the whale,
But that shark coughed him up and he's madder than hell.

The look on his face would make anyone cringe,
It resembled a look that is spelling revenge!

So I am hiding with muffin man in a cool tiki bar..
praying that Pedro cannot get to far...

He's not going to ruin my vacation in the sun,
just cause sharks here are flaky, I still have my gun!