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    Once upon a time...

    Pedro is back !!!

    And he's not a happy bunny.....
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      Once upon a time...

      Well, the word is that Pedro had not made a good treat
      His face was too ugly and the shark could not eat.
      And Pedro's breath which was stinky and reeked of the drink
      Had caused that poor shark to retch and to sink!

      SO Pedro had dragged himself back to the shore,
      Had shook himself off, and had drank more and more.
      Then he stumbled and beltched and fell asleep by a tree
      But not before writing "Pedro was here" with some glee.

      But then as he slept, under the hot steamy sun
      A large lizard seized him and started to run!
      He was carried thru sand and thru dirt and thru sh*t
      And when he awoke he went into a fit!

      He couldnt believe it, it must be a dream!
      He opened his mouth and he started to scream!
      But alas, this was it, There was not much to do,
      For his new home was now in a mountain of poo.
      Over 4 months AF :h

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        Once upon a time...

        Meanwhile the muffins in their cabin of fun
        Were freezing while Allie was out in the sun.
        "Let's get in the bus and let's get on our way!"
        Jen yelled, and the muffins all shouted "hooray!"

        (yes, I know there is a lot of cheering in this story - get off my back )

        So the muffins all piled - once again - in their bus
        And they got themselves going with minimal fuss
        "On to see Allie!!" screamed Lusc with a grin
        And the muffins flew off to commit innocent sin!
        Over 4 months AF :h

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          Once upon a time...

          VVVRROOOOOOOMMM
          (the sound of the bus soaring off into the sunset) (hint hint guys hellooooo)
          Over 4 months AF :h

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            Once upon a time...

            Attached files [img]/converted_files/145048=85-attachment.jpg[/img]
            :h :h :h :h

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              Once upon a time...

              The bus soared higher and higher and higher
              Till, so close to the sun, it's wheels set on fire.
              It looked like a comet as it flew through the sky.
              But Waves saved the day by starting to cry ( Again! )
              She was joined by some others who found it quite easy
              And the flames soon went out but Allie felt queasy.
              But Jen was herself and started to cheer (again again again)
              Hoorah for the wise ones who save us on here. ( again and again)
              Where shall we go now asked Lusch with a grin.
              We still haven't committed that "innocent sin!"
              Enough is enough

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                Once upon a time...

                I have an idea for innocent sin
                Open the door and please let me in.
                I have an idea shouted someone
                Lets spend all our money on presents and fun

                So Waves spent a cool 30.000 on a new ebony easel with gold inlay for Dilayne.
                Enough is enough

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                  Once upon a time...

                  Wooohooo Waves!!!
                  Great graphics as usual Rachele!!!
                  Over 4 months AF :h

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                    Once upon a time...

                    When Allie returned from her trip in the sun
                    She showed all the muffins her pics of her fun
                    Though Pedro was gone, the muffins held breaths
                    As Allie showed them the marks that he left!!



                    (LOL! Thanks Allie for the pics - I hope you dont mind I shared this one - I couldnt resist adding this to the story!! By the way guys - her pics are gorgeous - and our Allie - is GORGEOUS TOO!!!!! Wow. Allie - you are even more beautiful than I pictured ) Attached files [img]/converted_files/145114=86-attachment.jpg[/img]
                    Over 4 months AF :h

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                      Once upon a time...

                      Allie, you little cheating muffin!!! It is time for you to choose. Either the muffins or Pedro. We need an answer soon.
                      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                        Once upon a time...

                        Yes, Allie came back from from her island paradise,
                        And although Pedro is kinda cute, I would never look twice!

                        Actually I caught a picture of him on my camera phone... if I can just figure out how to post it I will!!

                        LOL...
                        What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                          Once upon a time...

                          and allie is home smelling like sh*t
                          did she for get about pedro's night in the ditch?
                          all is well now
                          she no longer smells of cow
                          we cleaned her with our majic wine
                          all is well and fine
                          i hope she learned her lesson
                          and there will be no more messin

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                            Once upon a time...

                            SO all of the muffins were back together
                            to laugh and to sing and to enjoy the weather
                            The crisp of the fall was changing the leaves
                            The lovely muffins had rolled down their sleeves

                            But that didnt stop them from having their fun
                            Oh, no, their adventures had hardly begun!
                            "Hi ho!" yelled Jen with a pirate's grin
                            (dont ask, I dont know)
                            Where shall we go on our next little sin?
                            Over 4 months AF :h

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                              Once upon a time...

                              I SAID.....

                              WHERE SHALL WE GO ON OUR NEXT LITTLE SIN!!!??

                              (Was that a little tantrum I just had?...oh brother...LOL!!!!!)
                              Over 4 months AF :h

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                                Once upon a time...

                                LMAO at you Jenneh!!! Really hard!!!!

                                So Lush got together with the other muffs
                                to figure out why Jen was in such distress
                                They finally concluded it was that evil time
                                Known to most of us as PMS

                                They gathered together and a group hug they had
                                hoping to dear God she would stop being mad
                                There, there, hon, it is all up to you
                                Whatever you want, that's what we will do

                                So the ball's in your court
                                do please tell
                                where you would like to go?
                                or would you like me to go to hell?
                                I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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