D'em pesky women!

[Mackeral]

D'em pesky women!

lush wrote: LOL Nick. I noticed on the wheels thread that mostly women answered. I wish you luck in trying to secure the guys forum. Whatever tricks you use us pesky women will figure them out........because we are superior beings after all. Just ask Macks.

I havnt even read the thread....Nick....Give up man...stand back and admire...

[NickC]

D'em pesky women!

OK as you were the primary victim I will abide by your wishes - as long as they behave themselves - not another word about about front bottom brocoli!

[weemelonhead]

D'em pesky women!

Sorry...I thought that was rather a polite way of putting it????????

[pansy]

D'em pesky women!

MELON I SAID PM NOW I CAN NEVER COME BACK

at least not for 4 hours

pansy

[weemelonhead]

D'em pesky women!

Pansy, knowledge must be shared......

[pansy]

D'em pesky women!

It is okay Melon. I just checked and Pansies are very hardy flowers. I think although my bloom is somewhat off, it should return by 6 o'clock??? Thank you for your information and I shall never again order muffins in public.

Sincerely,
Pansy

[Saint Jude]

D'em pesky women!

What if you order a "Foot long " in public? :H

We have a "Kobb" burger on the menu where I work & people often order it as a "Knob"... I always repeat it when I serve it to them. "Here's your Knob"

Usually someone else @ the table notices the spelling & chuckles...

[weemelonhead]

D'em pesky women!

LOL Jude.....Foot long brings tears to the meloneyes!!!

They can all be part of the menu for porn cafe
muffins, foot longs and knob burgers....anything else!!!

[Saint Jude]

D'em pesky women!

OK, I should have warned ya not to get me started with the restaurant humor...

What's the diff between medium & rare?


About 6 inches.




What's the diff between meat & fish?


If ya beat your fish,.... it'll die.

[pansy]

D'em pesky women!

Dear Judie,

In my communicatioins with the melon I have found it necessary to be wery wery specific ( eg. "in public" .... da melon liked that one, she was chuckling in kitchen I know). The same would go for foot long, although I doubt that this situation is unlikely to ever, uh, come up in any particular situation in which I may find myself. Really, I doubt that I could finish one anyway, sigh. Besides, with trifocals everything look big . And, no I am not tipsy dear readers, I am on laptop in BED - I can do that now.

Hugs, Judie (I am in my planning to run away for summer mode and Oregon looks SO good ....)
Da Pans

[betty boop]

D'em pesky women!

Only just re-read this thread and im LMAO

What about shapes of foods as well as names, ever seen butternut squash ?????

[betty boop]

D'em pesky women!

[Mackeral]

D'em pesky women!

SPOTTED DICK

I'm not pointing out an observation....

This is an actual English Pudding.....I think they're called suet dishes or something......

Supposed to be nice with custard

[Mackeral]

D'em pesky women!

LOL Paula...

Thats what i usually shout in the kitchen....."WHO'S ATE ALL THE BATARD BREAD"

[betty boop]

D'em pesky women!

Chinese Request

[A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring...]

?My darring,? he says, ?I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?? he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, ?I want... numba 69.?

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he queries...
?You want... Beef wif Broccori??