Belly button lint / fluff

[satori]

Belly button lint / fluff

Mackeral,

I can confirm that navels are wee generators too!

I too have conducted the experiments! (how wierd are we???)

Wee M:
I told you - belly button fluff comes from INSIDE - you "outies" have just got a blocked belly button - one day it will go POP and all the years of fluff will escape at once.

You have been warned - it will NOT be pretty!!!! :wow:


Satori

[Preciouspinot]

Belly button lint / fluff

This is hands down the weirdest thread I have ever had the pleasure of reading...it's like a train wreak....can't look away

[satori]

Belly button lint / fluff

I aim to please!!!!!



Satori

[irishlady]

Belly button lint / fluff

Hey Satori, do you mean weemelons belly button will explode just like an air bag then?????

[satori]

Belly button lint / fluff

(Sorry - was over on general discussion telling everyone how I came to be this wierd!)

Yep Irishlady - that is EXACTLY what I mean.

Would be great if it happened when she needed it (like in a car accident) where all that lovely soft blue fluff would fill the car and cushion her and keep her safe - but the problem is they can go ANY time!

She is a walking fluff bomb!

You should really ask all your friends if they are "innies" or "outies" so you can be prepared with a good knitting pattern if one of your outie friends explodes near you.


(Do I need professional help.........?) :bonkers:

Satori

x

[irishlady]

Belly button lint / fluff

Do you think alcohol pickels the brain and leaves you weird??????

[Mackeral]

Belly button lint / fluff

A walking fluff bomb...That cracked me up..

[satori]

Belly button lint / fluff

No irishlady - I am just weird naturally!!!!

satori

x

[Hundi]

Belly button lint / fluff

Belly button lint hmm. More prevalent in men due to body hair catching fibers and surupticiously manouvering it into any hole nearby for fodder or insulation later. Is blue grey like any lint or the sky, actually devoid of colour (wouldn't you be if stuck in a belly button?). Female belly button lint (even those without hairy stomachs) is toxic to men apparently (I am font of useless and probably bullshit trivia). So beware any stray fluff in your scotch......

Hundi (who is a girl hehe)

[Mackeral]

Belly button lint / fluff

Hundi, although a lady, your knowlege on this most facinating of subjects is both welcome and enlightening...


P,S. i knew lady fluff tasted wrong

[Paddy]

Belly button lint / fluff

Well, well, is that what the Guy's Thread has come to? Fluff? Well, while we're at it, here's the next topic. The Great Vomits of the 20th Century. Check this out!

About.com: http://www.toxiccustard.com/features/vomit/

[NickC]

Belly button lint / fluff

Great thread Satori - love it. Almost as bad as ratemypoo.com, though nothing compares to that!

Re the fluff debate - which I think is of serious scientific note - one wonders what the female equivalent is, where it ends up, and what colour?

[tawnyfrog]

Belly button lint / fluff

Hmmm, NickC,

I've beeen pondering and have drawn the conclusion that the equivalent of the female fluff receptor/repository is not corporeal.

I honestly believe that all unwanted, unidentifiable and unbelievable "stuff" lives secretly, hummingly, within the confines of the capacious and highly guarded female Handbag.

[lushy]

Belly button lint / fluff

I am still trying to figure out why Nick has not checked out Macks Sr. Member thread from today. Do I smell chicken?

[weemelonhead]

Belly button lint / fluff

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

oooohhh great......happy birthday all at MWO...you will all be receiving a matching blue/grey knitted scarf from the melon this year