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[weemelonhead]

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And luckily.the sadly dangling stringy things formally known as breasts will hide the gaping hole left by my recent combustion............brill!!!............

[satori]

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DUCK

INCOMING!!!!!!!!:argh: uch:

Phew - that was a big 'un!!!

You OK Wee?????

Its OK BTW the current gaping hole will magically heal into an "innie" within 2 hours so no need to go "unsupported"


NickC and Paddy,

I'm weird - but even I draw the line at vomit and poo! :eeew:


And as for ladies handbags - Judging by the stuff that appears out of Mrs Satori's handbags, I reckon they are indeed a portal to another dimension!

Have a good one guys!

Satori

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[irishlady]

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Every lady knows her handbag is just another gateway to the great blackhole....

[Paddy]

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A handbaaaaaaaaaaaaaag?

[satori]

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OMG!

I wonder if the physicists have thought of that one - perhaps the universe did not start with the big bang after all - perhaps it started when some lady opened her handbag.

We all exist inside a handbag!!!

And - what about parallel universes?
Perhaps there is another Satori existing in a clutch bag somewhere posting drivel - or in a rucsack - but he is NOT Weird - he could even be NORMAL!!!


I need to go lie down!


Satori

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[weemelonhead]

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the 'lucky' parallel melon lives in a Fendi...............
I live in a brown paper bag with an old apple core in the bottom

[satori]

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Hey melon - you must be in that old lunch bag I have under my desk somewhere! Is there a curled up sandwich in there as well?

I will say hello when I next see it - I know it is here somewhere - behind the printer, or under that pile of files or ...........wait a minute, how did that chicken get there?? Ah well never mind It will turn up sometime.

Dum de Dum de Dum

I wonder why they only ever let me have crayons?
Never mind, the walls here are nice and soft!

Satori

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[tawnyfrog]

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The Big Bag Theory!

YESSSSSSS

[satori]

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LMAO - Nice one Tawny!!!!! :H

Satori

[irishlady]

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Hey Satori, I think that chicken just lost its way, it was probably trying to cross the road..

[satori]

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Irishlady,

So You have seen it too eh?

Satori

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[irishlady]

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Yep, i gave it directions, not very good ones by the sound of it...

[Mackeral]

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The Big Bag theory..:H ...It would explain lots of things....Like when i look in Lisa's bag for something i cant find it....And when she looks it magically reappears

[NickC]

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Lush

We'd already won that one, but will check out Mack's thread again. You girls may need a few more bashes to quell any further rebellion.

Big bag theory - I'v finally found a belief system! Thanks frogger - the greatst gift of all!