that I supplemented the ......erm ......fun stuff.....with laxatives.....
You all have a good night now.
Well, if that doesn't get them going., nothing will. Only hope the Lindt wasn't Laxettes in disguise.
Private Mish Reportage, Sarge. If I spend any more time in the garden seiving dirt I'll turn into Xena Warrior Princess for sure. Good thing I'm living on fruit and salad, with a little chocolate for "energy." (Not the Laxette type, Sir).
I've finished the main walls, Sir, but, as often happens with these missions, one keeps seeing other areas of the garden that need 'improving,' and I'm now undertaking the construction of a new wall to cover an already existing (tacky looking) wall to match the rest of the garden to make it more aesthetically appealing and in line with the overall limestone theme.
Feeling fighting fit and as strong as a mallee bull. Tried on a pair of jeans yesterday and fit happily into size 7 (Aus sizing). Not sure how that corresponds to US sizes...perhaps another of the troops knows and can do the conversion for me.
Have promised self to check into Boot Camp more regularly, Sarge. I miss the witty repartee and encouragement. Oh, and by the way, I can state categorically that I haven't had the time, nor the inclination, to be making sourmash.

HELLO you pockets of swamp gas. Where in the HELL is Private Saph. I Read some cotton picking bullarhea about her wanting to cave in to pressure. WELL LISTEN UP. I'm in dag blammed Atlanta GA after a four hour delay this morning. I'm so PISSED OFF I could debone a flight attendant. They had alcohol on the plane but I REFUSED. The only thing I had to drink trapped on that plane was my own urine. Not bad if ya use a little Splenda! Now I want you checking in here to Old Sarge. If you were here I take ya to go and see that git damn Ike & Ted Turner. I luv them lyrics..."pumped a lot of 'tane down in New Orleans!" OK, Sarge has a business dinner to attend but will be checkin messages on his frickin hand held voice instrument. NOW GET YOUR BUTT CHECKED IN HERE. DO YOU HEAR ME PRIVATE??


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