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    Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

    I don't get it.

    Oh dear. :upset:

    Old fart going hori.

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      Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

      myhappyplace;1510436 wrote:

      Now, silly question time...is anyone else except me and Bridge pissing themselves laughing about this ad??

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qua9WOohlKc[/video]]AAMI - Skilled Drivers Course - Prepare your kids for the road ahead. - YouTube
      Well I never. Where did that video of me and Bridge come from? She still drives like that today. Holy moly!

      Enjoying me time orf work immensely here. Got next week orf too. Choice bro ay.

      I am relaxed, and recharging the G machine. I'm so fookin glad me work issues have been sorted. There are still discrepancies in my mind, but I can live with that, and just get on with the work I love. :h

      Grey sky's here bayside, near postcode 3000 ish, but like youse in the cheap seats, I know that just above them grey sky's, are blue ones.

      Have a ripper and get a dog up ya. Ooroo.

      'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

      Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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        Look - I know you're all waiting for my Morning Sex Report but I'm running late for the monthly Farmers Market.

        See yas.

        Oh, and if you haven't got a dog, get a woolly bull up ya.

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          Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

          tawnyfrog;1510728 wrote: Look - I know you're all waiting for my Morning Sex Report but I'm running late for the monthly Farmers Market.

          See yas.

          Oh, and if you haven't got a dog, get a woolly bull up ya.
          ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah uh uh uh uh uh......
          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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            I actually had a shag yesterday if anyone's interested.....Remarkable only cause it's the first in awhile.

            Details on my twitter feed.

            'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

            Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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              Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

              Guitarista;1510736 wrote: I actually had a shag yesterday if anyone's interested.....Remarkable only cause it's the first in awhile.

              Details on my twitter feed.
              Wonderful Geester. I just knew you were detoxing. Good for you.
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                Good job, Mr.G. Always good to get a tick on your weekly "To Do" list.

                Guess Bridge and Happs and Rags and Missy and Sunny and all the other regulars must still be doing sex.

                At the market today I had a lovely chat with a 4-month old St. Bernard puppy. She currently weighs 35kg and the owners expect her to reach 90kg. Bit weird when your dog weighs more than your bloke ...

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                  tawnyfrog;1510758 wrote: Good job, Mr.G. Always good to get a tick on your weekly "To Do" list.

                  Guess Bridge and Happs and Rags and Missy and Sunny and all the other regulars must still be doing sex.

                  At the market today I had a lovely chat with a 4-month old St. Bernard puppy. She currently weighs 35kg and the owners expect her to reach 90kg. Bit weird when your dog weighs more than your bloke ...
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0[/video]]
                  Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                    Guitarista;1510713 wrote: Well I never. Where did that video of me and Bridge come from? She still drives like that today. Holy moly!
                    I uploaded it onto Youtube and it went viral

                    Erm...I suppose now is as good a time as any to tell you about the other 'stuff' that's out there.......
                    Put it this way....you should Google yourself
                    If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                    Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                      Hope this isn't TMI, but my early morning wake up was a lick on the bum, lick on the lips, dive bomb on my stomach, then a bony elbow in my chest. Mixed in were a few tail slaps on the face. Thankfully I dont have a 90kg St Bernard :H

                      Tawny - no mudcrab reportage? Are you keeping them for uninvited guests?

                      Googled youse, Bridge & MrG, but parental lock stymied further viewing.

                      Rags were you celebrating Vesak yesterday?

                      Beaut day here too. Anyone see that lovely old chap on gardening Oz last night? Reckon he should be a regular; am over Costa's dishevelled beard

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                        Thank fusk you're here Blondie ... I was worried you were also still doing sex. But what you describe seems perfectly acceptable.

                        Costa really really needs to lose the hirsuitity. He's just looking grubby now.

                        Mud crab was brilliant - shredded with a simple dressing, plonked into a lettuce cup with a side of smoked salmon, salmon roe and an oh-so-farty daikon rose.

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                          Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

                          :upset: No one launched my song "My frog is on fire?"
                          Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                            tawnyfrog;1510771 wrote: and an oh-so-farty daikon rose.
                            See, it's either sex or vege carving.

                            Have you tried any of these?
                            Margaret Dorfman ~ Vegetable Parchment Bowls

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                              Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

                              techie;1510773 wrote: :upset: No one launched my song "My frog is on fire?"
                              :H:H:H

                              Geez he's needy. Close call there Froggy.


                              Sorry, I read "laughed". but I did launch your frog song...

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                                Underoos - May May be a gentle month ...

                                techie;1510773 wrote: No one launched my song "My frog is on fire?"
                                Look ... I'm not watching that porno shit. (Aren't they good boys but )

                                So ... let all those sucked into the vortex of Sunday sex repent and repent properly by posting all the intricate little details. Our Judges will award scores out of 10.

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